That guy’s mom must be so proud he made it on Broadway.

MEALTESS

Yes you said that.

How the heck are we supposed to get permission to b̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶u̶s̶ ̶ eat comforting meat everywhere we go?

Oh I thought you were going to cite some law regarding putting glow sticks in a fish bowl and man in gorilla suit terrorizing drivers.

When I first started this job they did not tell me this food was deducted from our paycheck whether or not we even step foot into the cafeteria, so when I looked at my pay stub a few months into my employment, was a little surprised but then realized based on what I’ve learned about human nature over the years, when people receive something for free they tend to appreciate it less, and abuse/misuse even disrespect such privileges, so I think it’s appropriate that we pay for this food. It only breaks down to $5.50 a day* for all you can eat buffet so it’s a pretty damn good deal as long as we use it because again, pretty sure they deduct the cafeteria fee from our paychecks whether or not we ever step foot in there.

• I did the math, I’ve only worked 28 days this year so far and they’ve deducted total $155.13 from my pay for the cafeteria this year so it breaks down to about $5.50 a day.

I wonder if she ever took the plunge and bought a real cyber truck when they came out.

How creative & fun but unless the driver of the car has a heart condition and/or the prank interferes with the flow of traffic & creates a kerfuffle of some sort.

I feel seen & appreciated 🥹 I’m a 100lb girl and those syrup cartons are heavy as fuck and restaurant work is torture and I wanted to eviscerate everyone all day every day.

Why do people think this art is garbage?

Is it because it’s ai?

Or because it was made by a wealthy trust fund woman high on cocaine?

Or because it’s ai stolen from the efforts of a wealthy trust fund woman who made it when she was high on cocaine?

This job is at a m/billionaires club, so there’s a huge kitchen constantly churning out 5-star meals to the m/billionaires, with plenty overflowing to the employee cafeteria. But ain’t nothing come for free! We employees sacrifice $30 deducted per paycheck for this food.

In later follow-up she said her franken-truckla suffered electrical problems, rain leakage, and has been relegated to someone’s backyard, rotting away under a tarp.

Dolores!

Mangled moldy hands?

She should really reconsider her pricing structure. Pouring concrete is $100/hr.

I also think their lack of facial expressions is a result of growing up staring at screens instead of interacting face-to-face with people.

At the risk of sounding like a boomer, I wish people played musical instruments and interactive face-to-face games with each other in their leisure time rather than staring at screens.

Sweeeet

I for one am looking forward to it because my body is fit & toned & tight & beach-ready. Always.

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