Well not anymore now that you bring this up. Thanks dude. Now where am I supposed to hide everything from the robot dogs?

Upstairs is where they keep all their drug money and exploits. This is a passive way to deter their parents from exploring.

Reads Stamets Double takes Still reads Stamets Glad you’re still dropping memes

Have you tried not using your voice to communicate?

Have you tried gulp raising your voice?

But its the magical moments like these that keep me scrolling. That and my potty break what else am I going to do?

My peace is gone.

Its the one attack we can’t stop.

I don’t think it’s clear enough that you know your trans portation. Should fetish harder next time.

I hate to break this to you, but this doesn’t meet any criteria. It just looks dumb. Good try though.

Hmmm so googley eyes on a gun?

“Senior Jesus” is how she would say that.

This is one of those gotcha moments, but it’s intentionally misleading. Any bicycle can “become” the fastest bicycle in history under these conditions. However there isn’t a single bicycle, motorized or not that can reach that speed on its own. Not without becoming something else altogether. I honestly feel like I wasted my one minute of typing this. Congratulations.

OMG Brad it was one time, and I was on adderoll!

Lame. Turn all that negative energy into something useful.

Daddy Master

Helps reduce testicle size.

I disagree.

I would’ve gone for House Arrakis but this will do.

How many penises does it take to screw in a lightbulb?