Kalkaline

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The real assassin is in Russia.

I fucking knew it. I asked him for a skateboard when I was little and he got me this skinny piece of crap that wouldn’t even roll down the driveway, he couldn’t even get a basic gift right.

You have the world’s tiniest violin, but can you play it?

When the justice system no longer provides justice, justice will be sought elsewhere.

Abortion. No specific circumstances needed. If a woman wants an abortion, it should be allowed. There is no one getting late term abortions that didn’t want the child and something tragic happened and now they need one.

Xennials aren’t quite old enough to remember New Coke, but definitely remember Crystal Clear Pepsi.

I was just saying this the other day, if I had one of those kiosks I would totally make a Bort, Eliza (I think that was the name), and a Bart just because of that scene.

There’s a lot of people I know and don’t want here.

Two different people offered to suck my dick for pizza. I did not want either one of them to suck my dick.

Most healthcare systems are stuck in the old ways.

DVDs too. If I never burn another DVD again, that will be A-OK with me. I hate having to babysit those. Give me a hard drive, USB, or server to move data all day.

https://blog.txfb-ins.com/texas-travel/european-cities-in-texas/ someone has mapped out the “European” Texas road trip.

Paris. It’s also a city in Texas.

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There’s nothing nefarious happening here. OP is just backing up everything OneDrive asks them about. This happened with my Telegram images and I had a bunch of memes get backed up.

This is locally grown artisanal bullshit, it’s actually $300, please tip.

Jerry Jones built a massive stadium and forgot to budget for curtains.

It was me, I left a bad review for the pizza place I was working for. Owner was pissed, but to be fair I waited 2 damn hours for my delivery and when it still never showed up I just cancelled the order. I wasn’t even getting a deal on it.