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Cake day: 2023年6月25日

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  • From the article, here are the names of the traitors:

    Among the Democratic caucus, Sens. Dick Durbin, John Fetterman, Catherine Cortez Masto, Jacky Rosen, Jeanne Shaheen, Maggie Hassan, Angus King and Tim Kaine all voted for the continuing resolution but 39 of their colleagues in the chamber declined.

    The article also speculates that Democratic voters might be angry at them, especially after the election wins last week (GEE, YOU THINK?!), so it’s possible that they’ll face significant challenges during the midterms. I just hope these fuckers all get primaried, but given how the average American voter thinks, I suspect at least a few of those seats may end up going to Republican Confederate candidates.

    I was wondering how the Democrats would fuck up the election wins last week, and now I know. I think the traitor that bugs me the most is Kaine. What happened to America’s friendly uncle VP candidate? Looks like he was a typical Democrat after all. Got some names confused, disregard this last bit.




    1. Sign an executive order repealing every executive order The Fanta Menace signed.
    2. Eliminate the massively stupid electoral college and implement ranked choice voting for all federal elections.
    3. Eliminate the Senate, whose only purpose appears to be to give states with 5 people as much power as states with 5 million people, which is deeply undemocratic.
    4. Implement a program to periodically assess how many representatives per state should be in the House of Representatives, aligned with every census, so proper population based representation can occur.
    5. See if there’s a way to fix the Supreme Court by either getting rid of FatPutin’s appointees that he got via Congressional interference, by expanding and packing the court, or both. Also, implement a 20 year term limit instead of this life bullshit so we don’t have seniles making key decisions.
    6. Set the age limit for all federally elected positions to 60 because again, we don’t need seniles making important decisions. Go enjoy your golden years with all your ill-gotten lobby money. Also make this the standard retirement age for everyone. Work longer than this if you want or need to, but this should be the age we all retire so we can enjoy some part of life before we’re too decrepit to move.
    7. Tax the fuck out of the rich. Rich is defined as over $1 million a year in income of ANY form. Anyone who resists by using tax shelters or other loopholes has all their assets seized and liquidated to be put into a fund for the public good and is jailed for 10 years in a medium security prison. Any income over $1 million per year is basically forfeit because no one gets that rich without exploitation and no one needs that kind of money. And what will we do with all this new tax money?
    8. UBI for everyone, housing for the unhoused, food for the unfooded, and universal health care for all without exception.
    9. If I haven’t been assassinated before getting all this done, I will immediately resign because I absolutely do not want this job or anything approaching this level of responsibility, but someone has to right this stupid ship, so I’ll do my best to get the above done, then fuck off and no one has to hear from me again.



  • I’d really like to speak to those senators so I can look them in the eyes and say, “YOU DON’T SAY?!”

    Any brain dead idiot who was aware of The Fanta Menace since the fucking 80s knew this is exactly where this was gonna go. People like myself said it repeatedly, but why listen to reason when you can fall into the same old racist patterns and pretend it’s “economic anxiety” or that you like how he “tells it like it is” or that you seriously believe some rich fuck who’s never worked a day in his life is somehow the champion of the common person.

    Now the senators are warning us, now they’re scared? Where the fuck were they this past decade? What have they done to stop this shit from happening? Fucking ridiculous.