Ok. I’m sorry you struggled with the pun.

But hey just realized I taught you a new definition of the word then.
Yay puns!

Is definitely a pun and doesnt really need an explanation to work.

It plays off of Monument, being a sculpture made of someone usually historical and that someone making a statue of you is a big deal as a second definition of the word.

Since time immemorial.

Darn, now I gotta get up from my chair… Grumble grumble.

Darn fangled internet, confusing me. We used to just go to a muddy corner and for a penny make people groan and there were pear trees everywhere and the smell of cum…

Where am I again?

Didnt know that was a thing?

Well good news, this guy still has his shorts on.

WHY IS HE IS SO EXCITED??

Thats a pretty standard… Standard. Ehh, wink wink, nudge, nudge.

Standard to keep your mound of books small so it doesnt interfere with your life or home.

The second option is just a really bad hoarding hoard with cats.

This is like the first thought that goes through my head when getting in a shower too!

Sometimes its just that I really want a bench.

Yeah… That sounds like neither a collection nor a hoard but just a…
Pile of stuff.

Only you can prevent your pile of stuff from becoming a hoard, keep on subdividing those piles.

This just means you let stuff just add on the pile, right?

Check it out, it even works on other definitions of the word.

wow the opposing army is so disorganized, no basic weapons or training it seems and they just accepted anyone.

Its not an army, that’s a hoard!

Honestly… If you know where they are, and how they are being kept… Yeah.

You can have a silly collection of thousands and thousands of rocks you picked up, but if they were in binders labeled what they are it would be a collection too.

Come back to me when you have a pile you sleep on and we can talk about upgrading you to Hoard.

No standards on what they were willing to steal from others

Standards on how you want to present it?

Ehh? See?

This really puts to heart one of the issues with our current perception of minimum wage.

People will look at that and say… Yeah but they can afford to live and not realize that we have made a slave out of the worker who can neber better themselves or get more.
They have barely enough to have the barest essentials and tell them unironically to just better themselves or figure out how to be more productive and they can be rewarded while the reward just being a nicer endenturement.

The american experiment was to get people to be able to grow and develop more because of the new efficiency giving more spare money amd resources to create more. When you have more spare money you can buy more things at the end of the day.
Now its ablut how long can we keep it chugging along with nothing changing so the same people and same groups can keep everything as it is.

This is no longer a wage that makes us all equal but gives us the right to fail of our own accord but makes it so that you must struggle to keep going at all.

They are literally in the other response saying they dont really have any real suggestiins but are sure that if they were in that situation that they woukd come up with something cause they are soooo clever. Like it purposely lacks empathetic insight or any awareness of luck and situational start points.

Its really just fluff to boost their ego and keep a negative view on others. It just isnt conversational, its the same as chest pumping but with fancy sounds.

Nah, im downvoting youcause you are not providing a lot of value to the conversation and keep dancing around with statements meant to look down on others.

Basically im downvoting you cause i dont really care to watch you metaphorically masturbate to your own intelligence as a conversation style.