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7 months agoTake her to paladinner and a movie?
(Sorry.)
Man…remember when we thought that W was as bad as it possibly could get?
I never tasted a more delicious pizza than the personal pan pepperoni I earned from absolutely crushing the Book-It program. That big holographic button, covered in achievement stars. The pizza. Pure bliss.
Of course they can’t find them.
They all shipped out on the (ever-important) Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B.
Wheat Thiccs…
Southern Discomfort…
Hamburger Hinderer…
Man, these were the best.
A lot of them got DARK.