I’m going through the same shit at the moment. It doesn’t really bother me, and I expect a rejection email every time I apply for a job, but a few weeks ago, I got one that really pissed me off for some reason. They sent me one sentence that went something like, “We regret to inform you that we cannot consider you for this position.” The fact that they used the word “cannot” when I literally met every single requirement in the job posting made me so angry. Yeah, you want a full-time employee, I want to work four days a week max, that’s fair, I guess. But don’t tell me you can’t when in reality, you don’t want to. It’s either that, or they didn’t like my salary expectations that broke down to €17-19 an hour for someone with a Master’s degree and relevant work experience. Fun times. Sorry for the rant.

I’m just here trying not to commit felonies before breakfast.

be gay, do crime, all day, every day UwU

It feels like they tried to switch the middle parts of “Congratulations” and “Graduate” around (“Congraduations, Gratulate!”) but messed it up. Spelling aside, it’s cake and you more than deserve cake after graduating! :3

I want to belieeeeeve qwq

SHE’S REAL TO ME GODDAMMIT AND YOU CAN’T TAKE HER AWAY FROM ME

I failed :c

oki doki! :3

Maybe it’s because I’m nostalgic about the mid-2010s, maybe it’s because I’m wearing rose-tinted glasses (or maybe it’s Maybelline), but I miss this era of YouTube. I can’t even tell you why, but I miss it.

I’m not sure if I could, and there is only one way to find out 🥺👉👈

This calls for a large-scale study to find out how effective it is. Now, where could we find participants?~ :3

what the heck, now I want to be an oligarch OwO

Yess, and it doesn’t even have to be sexual. Just being tied up and chilling is so much fun, too <3

Being tied up puts me in this kinda meditative state. Maybe it’s because of the complete loss of control. It’s a very nice feeling :3

Those are the days! When your body feels lighter and your brain emptier (but in a good way) than usual.

Eight or nine years ago, I went partying with a few friends and took the train back home afterwards. One of them came with me to the station, but he had to take a different train. So when I was about to get on my train, I said goodbye to my friend, turned to some random guy standing near us, and (very drunkenly) said, “And you take care of my friend here, okay? Take good care of him. Thank you.” This screenshot reminded me of that beautiful memory. We had so much fun back then <3

I don’t. And I don’t really want one, either. But I’ll need to get one in a few months. What a bummer.

Well, what if you current GPU suddenly died? You’d need another one to keep using your computer! Imagine not being able to use your computer while you wait for your new GPU to arrive. That’s why it’s a good idea to keep them all in their boxes. And it’s an even better idea to keep multiple backup GPUs around because the backup might die, too uwu

Hey, that seesaw has just enough seats for me and all my friends! :3

This is so silly, but it got a genuine chuckle out of me :3c

Yes, a sex swing! Definitely not for suspension bondage, I don’t even know what that is, haha. …unless? 🥺