When I was two, I tried to get out of the bath but the side was slippery. I cracked my head open, my mom came in to see a blood covered baby, and I got six stitches at the hospital. My first emergency room visit! Also my earliest memory. Just the hospital bit though.

Didn’t Trump axe that one too?

I’m reminded of this:

The king himself rode a horse and shot arrows at a deer. However, the horse stumbled, causing him to fall off, but he was not injured. Looking around, he said, “Do not let the historians know about this.”

— The Veritable Records of Taejong, Vol. 7, article 4

Not even close. Chattel slavery is much worse.

Removed by mod

Bring your brother with you.

I too would like to celebrate the anniversary of Kissinger’s death.

Pussy Riot > blackface

Bender Honey we love you!

Shut up baby I know it!

That last line hits like a truck.

Rest in power Radio.

Anteater? That’s clearly an aardvark.