It’s the dude. He fucking built the system.

Go Slackware!

Or, an especially fucked up childhood

You guys get THREE good things!?!?? In succession!?!??

“Kaninchen von Caerbannog”

“I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream”

Early bird pricing starts at $1,499 for printer and starter ink bundle.

Second paragraph.

I don’t want my iPhone to get the build quality of a motorized dumpster

One can get very creative during a battle…

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A deeply traumatized sociopath trust fund billionaire that keeps bullying the scientists who only want to save the planet.

Yup, that tracks.

Wait…

…so far!

/s

Gotta make it feel useful

….and BLOCKED!!!

This can also call Emergency Services if you have it set up.

c/FoundSatan

BURN IT!

I’d go back and burn that fucking Almanac…

C:\>

/s

Oh, your sauce is mild at best, you wanna try this instead… (13 million SHU)