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  • MeatPilot@lemmy.worldOPtoFunny@sh.itjust.worksSup, humans.
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    2 months ago

    Guess it was a stretch but there is a popular book by Asimov called “I, Robot”, this version looks like a bro.

    Going to swing an miss on a few. Just trying to make a sci-fi meme a day using golden era sci-fi art and themes. Personal challenge and I’m bored at work.

    Also passively trying to teach people about these artists and books via Details in original post







  • Phantasmal Force is great. Used it on a Mini-Boss fighting alongside the Big Bad and then described “a giant goose comes crashing through the skylight, with it’s head low it charges you with a furious ‘HONK!’”

    The DM played along a little by rolling to randomize what he swung at each round. Everytime he’d swing at the goose to “keep the illusion” I’d describe that he successfully hacked off a head, but now two more sprouted in its place and the honking intensifies.

    The best part was the last sliver of damage he took was from the Phantasmal Force. So in his mind he was slain by a hydra goose.

















  • Well Uncle Mort did say he’s looking for his own place soon. Just recently we gave him a bit of cash to buy a suit so he can go job hunting. We do think it’s odd that his job interviews are always on Saturday nights downtown.

    Come to think of I don’t remember seeing his new suit. Uh oh…



  • MeatPilot@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldWell do you?
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    2 months ago

    I’d like to not even know about it.

    But Wednesday is like having an uncle you looked up to when you were young. But now he comes back as an alcoholic who lost his apartment and is staying with your family and you’re both older now and both changed.

    You can’t avoid him when you visit your family because he’s rooting through the fridge in his stained tightly whities well your sitting there trying to have coffee at the kitchen table. You’d like to ignore him and remember the fun uncle of your youth, but there he is constantly digging in his ass and sniffing his fingers in your presence. So you feel like you might need to say a little something about his change. Like what the fuck happened to uncle Mort? I used to love Uncle Mort.

    Wednesday is scratching her balls in front of me all the time retelling stories differently than how I remembered them. It’s a lot for me to take in. I’d rather remember them when I liked them.