That begs the age old question… would that be incest, or masturbation?

I dub thee Sir Phobos, Beater of Ass.

As a cishet white male in the USA, anyone afraid of being “replaced” should actually be replaced. Net positive for the country.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on glue.

I do not wish, in any way, shape, or form, for my dreams to enter the material world. You ever have that dream where you spend hours picking chicken out of your teeth? How about the one where you need to pick up your great-grandparent’s remains from a firebombed warehouse that is simultaneously in the middle of the city and surrounded by swamp? Or the one where a turtle comes out from under the stove, a spider starts stalking it, and every time you look away and look back they get bigger, then the turtle is a beetle, and then the spider finally catches the beetle by impaling it on 4cm fangs?

No? Just me? Fair.

Can confirm, had one on semi-perma-loan for a few years. Bought a secondhand Canon from a friend and never looked back.

Those things were like the perfect compromise between frisbee and throwing star.

It’s a butphor. Glad you remembered to bring it.

Elbows up!

Not just gaming, but the women and children too.

Is that a Hawaiian coke can?

Man, now I want some Mexican coke. Fuck HFCS.

As someone whose job it was to fix other people’s computers when they borked the IRQs, before the days of drivers being widely available online… I can’t say it was all that fun from my end.

Stairs: exists

DAS ROLLING CART DOES NUTZING!

Source: 2000 me, buying my first TV, 27" flat CRT. Upstairs bedroom. Distorted picture. Exchanged, even worse. Returned, bought different model. Total garbage. Returned, back to the first model from a different store… damn near perfect. Still have it.

Hail corporate.

girl scout cookies … are high value

I hate that this is how you found out, but…

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Great-Value-Fudge-Mint-Cookies-10-Oz/11997740

gonna need this in every base

…all of them?

ACAB.

(Assigned cat at birth)

Sooooooo the kitten transitioned? Sounds pretty woke.