good hygiene. And after jerking off who wants their penis sticking to their underwear

It’s good protein and should slowly dissolve on your tongue. Also helps keep your teeth shinny and white

CORRECT

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correct

When he did that I thought it was going to immediately give the pope a full head of blond hair

yep. Jcloud - It’s the special one that Jesus uses

I still remember Archie Bunker saying, “of course god is white”

Forgot to add that I was ready to order one because it was “realistic” but then when I realized it came with a scrotum I bought 2 of them.

lol

He was laughing because just before this picture was taken jesus was telling jokes. He bit down on his robe to stop laughing because jesus was now getting mad and it wasn’t appropriate to laugh.

Do you realize that very few people understand your comment which is exactly correct. They think jesus if he existed looked like a white guy from Montana.

Now that is definite proof that jesus is sending you a special message. Please build a small altar in your apt or house and place this sacred potato chip on it. Whenever you are stressed you can ask for Jesus’ help. Just to mix things up some days you should consult the magic 8 ball

Wow. That has to be 20 years old

LOL. Bring a box of 6 wings and he could turn it into 6,000 wings

since when is a vegetable pornographic

Thanks for the explanation

I was in sales at a time when everyone had unlimited expense accounts. It was customary to take customers out to lunch. Everyone drank heavily. I would pick them up at their place of work and drive to whatever restaurant. When lunch was over we were all pretty hammered. All I needed to do was drive home as safely as I could. I would never see in person or speak to a customer on the phone the rest of the day. HOWEVER, I still remember a time when I was dropping off a customer back at work. He was really blasted. I told him DON’T go back inside. Call and tell them that you got sick at lunch. Get yourself a cab home. He didn’t listen and he got fired.

She had a headache from listening to the guy screaming

I don’t know the connection between my user name and a movie. What is it?