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(Literally got a Scrabble board game to fix my previous blunder)
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That’s what the water truck is for
Me: I was a regional manager of Toys R Us between 1995 and 2008.
Interviewer: It says here on your resume you were born in 1999, and you moved to Australia in 201x.
Me: ummmmm
Maaan, I love the internet.
This was uploaded 11 years ago, and it probably older than that. But today was my first time watching it, and I’m choking on dinner laughing at this sketch. (Today’s lucky 1 in 10000*)
Mhm
Does that 1 in 10000 apply internationally? Or just in the US. Even though I’m not in the US, I like that statistic of the 1 in 10,000
Highly successful
???
Student (14) told me he started streaming on twitch over the christmas break
Rewatched Robert Pattersons The Batman recently. Re-realised that Bruce Wayne could have made a bigger impact to the city instead of Batman.
So I am guessing that what the video is about
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.worldto
Android@lemdro.id•Is there an app for watching online media without Facebook/Instagram/tiktok?English
31·6 days agoMy sister knows my “stubbornness” on my phone. She sends a screen recording of the video
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Super mario world ghost house theme.
2·6 days agoTIL it is an actually song, not a joke from a TV show. (Lets just swap the links around)
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Drug dealers hate this one weird trick!
28·6 days agoSpeaking of humans using things not meant for humans…
I’m out of mouthwash, but I have some detol. How bad is it if I rinse myouth with detol?
I’m wiling to bet its bad, but just how bad…
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.worldto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•There are people out there who could utterly smash world records but no-one will never know as they haven't taken up that sport.
5·6 days agoWe have a student here in Outback AUS. Amazing at high jump and long jump. Went to the Big Cities twice to represent his state in athletics. And he only got a chance because the new sport teacher came in and pushed for him to go.
Out last sports teacher wouldn’t have made the effort. And who knows how many other great students walked through our doors, and didn’t get a chance to train/go big because of funds/transport/staff engagement etc.
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I TRIED CRYING AT 3AM. YOU WANT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT!!!
that tracks
Baseball huh
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.worldto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•When I upvote a post and it increments by more than 1, I feel good knowing someone else was reading and up-voting it at about the same time.
3·9 days agoIRL, I have to explain that I saw a post on “weird open source reddit alternative”. While here, everyone is (mostly) on the same wave length.
We are not alone
Technology can be adapted to everyone’s unique workflow.
Yours is a highly specialised one, that apparently works for you. Something i may try for a day or two, but am confident can never adapt to my work flow. (Only know 2 “free” WiFi spots in my town. One wants an account. The other wants a phone number)
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.worldto
Science Memes@mander.xyz•Gehheie88f3nj3-i-odk3j4y8-fff-jejEnglish
2·9 days agoCat walking across keyboards at the wrong time of a group chat
Sure, Oppenheimer blew me away, but Tenet soured me so much, I’m not excited for The Odyssey
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What was the most under rated British TV show ever for you?
2·13 days ago100% it sucks having to reccomend the show, after hearing what he did/is doing.
I first learnt about it via an HBomberguy talk (and wikipedia research to confirm)









Go back to OLD old Olympics. Everyone naked