That anyone outside of the US or the middle east even gives a fuck whether you’re an atheist or not

That’s weird guys come on

You’re no fun :(

Things I will never do -

Pay that much for a phone

Click on a YT link that’s clearly an ad

The only problem with services as a subscription is THE FUCKING IDIOTS THAT PAY FOR THEM

If nobody fell for shit like that, manufacturers would drop it like boiling diarrhea

Calling Charlie the king of England sounds the same as saying Biden is the president of Utah

Post pics of colon

Do you mean a publican?

A republican can be good or bad, depending on your views

What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You’d stop milking a cow after ten years

I live two hours from a city, waaaay up in the Alps and I have gigabit fibre for€40 a month lol

Your infrastructure sucks donkeyballs 😂

Air fryers are only popular because Americans have been using microwaves to cook for decades, which are possibly the worst cooking devices ever created.

If they had decent fan ovens during that time, they wouldn’t be anywhere near as popular

Conversely, air fryers are seen to be popular in the UK, because nobody will admit they fell for the advertising, and now only use them for chips

Both the same price.

Proper Italian pizza - Just a like a mamma used to make

Dominos - 50% shareholder profit, 50 disappointment

Holy initialisation batman, what on earth is emtedpgy2?

Two keyboards and the punctuation is broken on both of them? Unfortunate

I am also from the 97 fuckin percent of every human on the planet that couldn’t give a shit about US politics

That reminds me, what’s the Lemmy equivalent of 2WE4U?