Lemmy Shit Post? More like Lemmy Piss Post, amirite?

“a whole buncha different bacteria in there”

It’s still wild to me that Mel Brooks is his dad.

The tooth fairy only wants children’s teeth. Have you checked any child graves recently for teeth?

Ew, no. Why would you clean yourself in the shower!?

I don’t do any of those things.

…jokes that everyone could understand.

I’m sorry, but most people have never heard of BSD, VIM, or emacs.

Can the tankies even see the gif?

I don’t have this problem, am I good at tacos?

That’s why I use TikNot, so I don’t have to use TikTok itself or have an account.

Oh good, I was worried.

I just feel so bad for the kids getting sick. It’s essentially child abuse.

It’s an action RPG (like old Zelda games) with an interesting twist: as you work your way through the game you’re restoring the world and its inhabitants. I think it’s worth a try, at least.

I thought we were all paid in beans.

No problem, I recognized it instantly cause I played the hell out of that game.

Never thought I’d see Soul Blazer used for a meme.

FEZ has a great soundtrack. Also Sword & Sworcery.

Moccasin reminds me of Black Mountain: https://youtu.be/ujpJ-3W9z-s