As a former sterile processing tech who had to clean the cholesterol out of reusable suction tubes…gross
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Cake day: August 29th, 2024
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Crush weevil with your butt
13·12 days agoLIGMA!!!
Ah…yea…mango habanero wings at Wingstop…I know your pain
Ok, this may be too much to ask…self inflicted?
My brother’s an alcoholic, doesn’t eat well, smoking is what keeps him regular. He came over once cuz he needed my help selling some stuff. I eat kale pretty consistently and was making it that night. The next day unprompted he texts me “HOLY SHIT ITS NEVER BEEN SO SMOOTH!” Fuggin hilarious
Look man, if Grants book didn’t have awesome dino illustrations, I’m calling this kids bluff. Even I had a dino book at that age (bit older than this…kid…man? This movies old) I still only looked at the pictures
…is this real? Cuz Jesus christ
BUT IT COULD BE
I know I’m not supposed to use the R word as it’s derogatory but for fucks sake, it’s literally the only word that describes this
*Edit: spelling
Ah yes, the Finnish book of necromantic spells…lovely
Not to throw shade at any exception to my coming comment but, in my experience, the folks taking part in polyamory are usually the types of people who can’t handle it
Edit: spelling
20·2 months agoSigh, every day I feel worse about living in the world
Bonus points for #2 being #2
Human body’s just chalk full of gunk. Ok this one ain’t got the squeamish so if your easily grossed out quit readin here.
One time the OR put out a memo stating that in order to save money we would start reprocessing (cleaning/disinfecting /sterilizing) colostomy bags. Now technically this is possible, as if you can scrub something clear of visible debris and biofilm the low level sterilization fluid “should” do its job. But I’ll tell yea, that’s not a task I’d wish on anyone. I spent 45 minutes cleaning the first (and only) one we got, gagging through my N95 till my boss came in and was like “DUDE THROW THAT SHIT AWAY WE AINT DOIN THAT!”. I thanked him, stripped my PPE off, scrubbed the metaphysical crap from my being and chain-smoked till I couldn’t smell anymore. I generated a phobia of human feces that day.