I’m not going to yick someone’s yum, but goddamn I gotta say that’s some impressive training. I assume that taking a piss looks like turning on a garden hose.

Half of that is just ADHD

Depends on the woman, but some enjoy it for personal reasons. Like, I have multiple friends I’ve watched take the same dildo (at different events) connected to a F machine and they love just getting drilled by it in front of their friends. And we all know the owner of the machine/dildo properly cleans and sanitizes it between events.

My entire friend group is kinky and poly, so I understand I’m not exactly a normal responder.

E: I think it’s important to note that these are non-poros dildos, so there’s no worries about fluid bonding. Also, condoms are helpful in preventing that as well.

Yes. Now they have another “one of the good ones” on their side that they can beat about. This totes proves they’re not racist /s

I find it fucking hilarious that in 2015 he was calling black artists who would perform at Trump’s first inauguration an “uncle tom”, only to become my mother’s brother Thomas.

You still don’t necessarily get the full amount. Depending on the bank writing the check, you may only get a person available today. Payroll checks might give you all of it, but I’ve had checks deposited in person that only let me have the first 3-500 available immediately.

“Anyone right of me is Hitler” sounds pretty on point for them. Instance block and move on with your day.

There is always a too detailed. Software engineering is a giant world and engineers specialize, and even other engineers with a slightly different specialty don’t really want to know all your “technicals”.

100%. I regularly have to tell DB or App people that I only need the high level answer because the details are immaterial to the discussion at hand. I might be personally interested, but I got shit to do…

That last paragraph hits home, but in a sad way for me. I spent most of the last year working on a new project to streamline one of the biggest time sinks we have, and as we’re coming up on having an MVP ready to start beta testing, my org just dumped the entire team other than 1 guy. So I lost the guy who was my peer/dba on the project, and the dude who knows how to run the driver software.

Going to try to see if we can salvage what we made since it’s still needed, but fuck that wrecks a ton of time and effort. And really sucks cuz my team had to pick up the slack while I was trying to get this working, and we don’t even have anything to show for it…

‘Was’ being the operative word.

But there’s a lot of bad AI content in there. Why bring in the shit that drives people away?

If you want reddit content on lemmy, go get it and post it yourself. Get the good shit that drives engagement, not the putrid slop that will make people block the posting account or sub entirely.

We are a subset of a subset of internet users, you rarely heard people in the wild advertising Reddit either.

Not to go full ‘Eternal September’, but I would almost argue that around the time reddit was talked about on more mainstream platforms is around the time that reddit started going down hill. Subs started getting harder to keep on track and moderation began going off the rails.

On the plus side, shit like “le narwal bacons at midnight” started to die off too, so it wasn’t all bad I guess.

No, I came here to get away from that shit hole.

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Yeah, I don’t disagree with that so long as the particular context is included when being passed off as normal in specific conditions. It was not mentioned that the professor stated this was for mass production and the comment was provided in a context that invalidated what they said. In context, without the edit, the professor’s advice is immaterial to the discussion and only serves to spread misinformation on proper hygienic practices.

But to the overall point, this is why you don’t listen to random people on the Internet! Sometimes you get told facts that are only true for very specific edge cases that are bandied about as general advice with the weight of ‘i have a degree’ as confidence even though the advice is objectively wrong in the provided context.

And here I am, just properly cooking my chicken like some kind of savage…

I had told my mom to go sit down and get out of my kitchen for less.

They’re only correct because they’re referring to a very specific situation that, for all intents and purposes, is completely wrong for any situation the average person will encounter.

So no, they’re wrong from a consumer perspective but right in factory conditions. So no matter what their professors say, don’t listen to this person because you’re not cooking in factory conditions.

Do you disinfect your sink as often as you make a meat dish?

Leave your porn on a network drive 5 times.

Though, surprisingly, watching porn on the plant computer isn’t.