PhoenixDog

If Americans ever learned about not invading foreign nations and killing a bunch of people and making them hate you… They wouldn’t invade foreign nations and kill a bunch of people and make them hate them.

Nah. It pisses off Conservatives who masturbate to him so it won’t stop being funny.

I was elated the day I heard he was killed. Like a reverse Harambe.

Dude was just a grifter. In the end of it all he still leaned left.

Well, not Americans, but brown people halfway across the world would be. But they’re not people to Americans so who cares.

Nobody asked for this.

He prefers his women when their age starts with a 1.

If you need surgery to not assume you get to stick your dick into whoever looks at you kindly…

Just call them American and be done with it.

With all due respect… What is wrong with you?

Because “I make a perfectly average dish that is neither great nor terrible” doesn’t roll off the tongue as well.

In Mac and Cheese apparently.