So. This bugs me. Why, in fact, are mom’s capable of maxing out the word count three times over but If you send two texts they forget how to speak their native language?

I had a roomie that played lol. After a month of not having a job and looking very scruffy he emerged from his filthy bedroom and gave me a grocery list. We were on good terms until I told him he had an addiction.

I grew up with seagulls (well, lake gulls) and they weren’t a bother. Then I visited the actual seaside… I wondered why there weren’t more chip stands serving seagull meat.

Fat Tom Hanks is the only one without a moustache. He didn’t stand a chance.

False validation is a hell of a drug.

That’s the only thing he’s ever punched.

I don’t know. It seems like they’re addressing the issues that the first one had. It was too safe and far too full of itself. It should have just been one big planet and a bit less goofy. Seems like the next one is shaping up for that. Also, if there is a game company that I trust right now it’s obsidian. I was super disappointed with the ending just being the same slides they used for new Vegas, hopefully we at least get a more satisfying ending.

A guy down the street from me has been having a garage sale pretty much every weekend. I think he was probably charging too much before and has eased up a bit. He’s almost gotten rid of everything I usually see. I stopped in last weekend and he had a random assortment of old screwdrivers that said “free”. I got to chatting with him and mentioned that I’m trying to get a shop together so I can build toys (my sister was complaining about how everything is plastic for her kids). He was like “wait right there”. He ran into his garage and came out with armloads of tools and just said “there you go young man”. I’m not sure what made me feel better, the tools or that fact I was called “young man” at 36.

I tried explaining this to my family. The legal documents you have to agree to should be a huge red flag when all you get is “you are caucasian”.

You can clone. What’s important is that you ask yourself if you should. I’m not sure we need any more casual couch squirters.

Bed frame. Nightstand. Plant. Painting. Then you’ll be on the hot train to sex o’clock my friend.

YouTube “algorithms” are nonsense. I watch one deep dive into the fallout games and despite the fact that I have, and continue to watch British TV shows it’s relentless in showing me deep dives into “fallout lore”. What I’ve chosen is like 3% of what I usually watch. It’s not a very popular genre in comparison to, oh, the fucking BBC. Still, it’s all of the sudden its the only thing that gets suggested.

My hope was that AI would, at least, bear some disgust for the worst of humanity. My new fear is that AI will bear disgust for humanity.

Microsoft in a nutshell. In 2015 they realized they had it right in 1995 but still elected to change it. Morons.

It’s usually “we have gotten bad at sex” and there’s no conversation about it. Maybe it wasn’t meant to be. Talk about and figure it out. Then leave. Don’t be a fucking dipshit about it.

I went to college for horticulture four years ago. They still use this confusing rhetoric.

During sex Ed in school this question came up. I will never forget the answer.

“There are many ways for people to love each other”

My teacher just said it and didn’t skip a beat. She just went on with the lesson. Thanks Ms.Callister.

It almost never is. Plus I probably have to write the info down anyways so just send me a text. If you have to call to explain it, I’ll call you.

If only you had learned to tell time.

My cousin had his done for like $3000 several years ago. No issues. He actually has surprisingly good vision.