My god! I wish I could upvote this masterpiece more than once.

Congrats to you both. Remember to keep this sense of humor and laugh together often this first year of your kid’s life.

Welcome to the club.

Huh, I had no idea. I just thought it was for fun like beans, jeans, and stroganoff. 🌽

It is permanent.

A threat?! Now I feel…cornered.

Peak Lemmy. We need beans also.

I have an air popper <3

It’s my kid’s first Christmas and I didn’t see the point but my spouse insisted…so the compromise was 2 discounted toys totaling $20 usd.

I grew up in a large family so we had shared gifts. I don’t know how to navigate this if I only have one without spoiling. It makes me slightly uncomfortable.

Daddy would like some sausage

Liberty Mutual’s commercials are utter non-sense, no plot, not funny.

Please make them stop the slop.

Post to Lemmy as an update jk

Alright alright alright

I’m thankful for your thanksgiving posts. 🦃

That’s Heavy.

Looks like a good branch manager to me.

This is the only reasonable answer.

Name checks out

What’s wrong with you?! Taco Bell is more newsworthy! Get your priorities straight. /s