ROCK GARDEN HOURS

If I wanted to be swarmed by insects, I’d go to the woods.

Abolish lawns

Monkeyshines

It’s kind of disturbing that we bred a variety of dog that can scream

Piefed hours

Roguelike shopkeepers know this trick - that’s why they always stand in front of the door as soon as you pick something up.

Jesus fucking Christ. What a cretin Seinfeld is.

Based Inigo Montoyo, at least.

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Me, meaning: “You’re one of my closest and dearest friends. I don’t know what I’d do without you. I’m deeply grateful for your presence in my life.”

Me, saying: “Cool.”

I’ve had long conversations with my meatspace friends about this, and I do the same thing with them. I prefer subtle implication, to the point of near-invisibility, because it feels more ‘sincere’ than explicit statements. But such subtle implication is often missed even by people who’ve known me my entire adult life and are receiving my interactions in meatspace, where subtlety is more apparent.

IT JUST FEELS SO MUCH MORE NATURAL TO NOT SAY IT AND HOPE PEOPLE PICK UP ON IT ANYWAY

NCD is leaking?

lol. lmao, even.

The graph is saying “As millennials get older, the debt increases”

Time axis, but millennial focused

… hm.

FUCK YEAH

The meme became very widely used outside of /pol/ and rarely criticized on ‘racist’ grounds.

I’m guessing you don’t go to many country music festivals.

Well, no, my family tree isn’t a circle

Maybe it’s my inner straight male talking, but I don’t see nearly enough girls in American flag bikinis and cowboy hats in this country.

I once went to Texas and got complimented on my sombrero, though.

I mean, other than some folks jumping in to defend the honor of the Fatherland helpless foreign country which needs terminally online Americans to defend it, I don’t really know that there’d be a big difference in reaction.

There’s not much here that’s… actually offensive unless you really try to read into it? “Ha ha, debt goes up, major restaurants, car type that’s fucking everywhere despite no reason for it, overused national symbol, food additive, regional hat, flag bikini, national obsession”

I guess the diabetes bit?

I don’t really know that an Argentine drawing the same tongue-in-cheek style pic with inflation, whatever national chains are prominent, vehicle jokes, regional dress, a national-team shirt, and a soccer ball would really get a majorly different reaction.

God, I better not ever make jokes about the absurdity of living here, lest I be seen as problematic against my own country.