me too thanks

It’s Zuck’s biggest personal passion project.

Bezos wanted to go to space, Gates wanted to cure malaria.

Zuckerberg wants to be a fucking Mii.

Inviting an agentic AI isn’t really asking them to do one task, though.

It’s more like offering a plumber a room in your house to stay in 24/7 so they can be on-call when you need them. And telling them they can use your food, dishes, clothes, and living room while they’re there and you’re at work.

Which makes it much less surprising when they get bored and bone your wife.

They did when I built one in 2017 that I’m still gaming on today (with a RAM and NVMe upgrade)

Yes, your browser is probably generating brand new canvas and other fingerprints every visit, which is a good thing.

Kinda funny that for all the downsides, the one that made me say oof was resistive touch.

Evaluation is the act of putting a value on something

This pedantry is not helpful and does nothing to defray the problem

Complete sentences for a bot is overkill

send docs, idiot

Hey officer, thanks for the pat down. But I think you forgot to check one vessel 😏😏🥴

Why would they look at chat logs when they can simply ask the chat bot how successful it was?

• Video essays
• Podcasts
• Stand-up comics
• Sketch comics
• Home improvement
• Queer slice of life stuff

There is definitely content on there that I value still

Refried beans in unseasoned tomato sauce

Well who made the decision to put non-system apps in the system partition?

And that’s only 6% of their employees, wtf

He must have seen so much worse to not even be flinching at that.

Not true, just got 2Gb fiber in rural WI through a federal grant allocated 2 years ago.

you have not apologized to the company

Writing this should be grounds for a mandatory psych ward commitment

It does help if services that generate or store secrets and keys display a large warning that they should be kept secret, every time they’re viewed, no matter the experience level of the viewer. But yeah understanding why and how isn’t something that should be assumed for new devs.

Anyone who uses Grindr, please be aware that any photos you send are cached and stored unencrypted in plain old folders on the receiver’s phone, regardless of whether they were expiring or in an album that you later revoked. It’s nearly trivial to grab any photo someone sends you, with no watermark or screenshot notification.

The article is not about programming languages 🫠