It’s been 15 minutes since you posted, how many did you receive until now?
Edit: here’s something even better. A dik dik pic.

It’s been 15 minutes since you posted, how many did you receive until now?
Edit: here’s something even better. A dik dik pic.



Yeah, it is. I’m just working with what I have.


I’m scared. I think I’ll generate some backend spec to calm down.


As a software dude I can see you wrote a regex, I just can’t find out what you’re trying to match.
Not pimp, chimp! You’re doing it all wrong…


The stones themselves weren’t evil. They were controlled by evil and corrupted by its presence.


I have several stores I frequently visit here, from 300 to 1500 meters away. If I need something from further away I just jump into the car or on my bike. It’s not the distance that keeps me from it, I walk about 10 kilometers a day with my dogs and friends. I just don’t want to walk an hour to get groceries, that’s boring as hell.


And it’s WAY older than people think. The first patent for a fax like machine was granted in 1843.


Not only would they just continue living as before, they wouldn’t even realize something had changed.
I guess you win this game.
Especially for draft dodgers, imagine one of those would ask for a military parade for his birthday.


Not only am I extremely honest, I’m the most humble person on earth as well. And I’ve got a seven foot penis which glows and sparkles in the dark.


I had the S3 and it was barely usable after some years. Threw… What was lineage before the switch? Cyanogen? … on it and it ran like never before. Samsung software is dogshit.


I just want to do my work, then live my life. Those two things have nothing in common, and I want to keep them separated. If my colleagues want to meet, I ain’t gonna complain. But please accept that I’m grumpy and socially awkward and I love my dogs way more than my colleagues.


I tried this yesterday, but I was drunk.


Hey doc, you must confuse your emotions with me punching you.
“Hi kids! I’m so stoned, I can barely climb 😵💫”
DM writing furiously has no time for this, DM needs to adapt!


I should re watch Shawshank Redemption
While they have a point, what else should they do? If this gets written into law, there is nothing else they can do but leave. And I don’t read it as a threat, but as a logical consequence.