Miles O'Brien

I remember a friend of mine whining about how my text bubble was a different color and it “made it weird” to text because of that.

By then I was already super over the whole tribalistic iphone/android bs from people I know when it wasn’t being meme’d on, so I just told her “you can either get over it, or we can stop talking and being friends”

Wouldn’t you know it, the color of a text bubble isn’t enough to end a friendship over.

Ah, no true scottsman adult, then.

I choose to believe Private Wallace blew off his massive cock, rather than his huge member hanging while he balances on one leg.

I’m not sure why he decided to flop his monumental man meat onto a landmine, but maybe he had no choice.

Or maybe I just wanted to take this opportunity to talk about someone’s collosal dangling schlong without it being weird.

“Finish Them”

BBEG rolls nat 1 to dodge

“And a tarrasque falls from the sky, crushing them instantly. The tarrasque also dies since it fell from space. Also there’s a bowl of penunias.”

You can either join me in sitting around a small fire and discussing rc stuff, star trek, guns, and how functionally unregulated capitalism is destroying the planet, or you can keep moving.

I hope you’ll join me, I’m making breakfast. Eggs, potatoes, bacon, biscuits, and pancakes if you’re okay with some mildly overcooked spots.

Sounds like my wife’s mother.

She’s a super narcissist and has some sort of desire to knock everyone else down when she feels like she’s not getting enough attention.

You deserved better from your parents.

Do iiiiiiiiiit.

Let’s do it.

Let’s fucking do it.

I think we should do it.

Professionals have standards

Why do you not respect boundaries?

The boundary being “keep your religious stuff away from me”

Having worked in quite a few fields in the last 15 years or so, it’s the same active shooter training they give everyone. Even in stores that sell guns.

I’ll let the reader decide how fucked up it is that there’s basically a countrywide accepted “standard response”

you can only do that so many times before you run out of money, materials, water, or places to build

That’s someone else’s problem. Hopefully someone after they’re dead, but as long as they have their golden parachute, who cares?

That’s right up there with calling Epsteins victims “underage women” instead of CHILDREN

Listen, it was a celerity-induced accelerated somatic mutation rate, they’re totally fine now. Warp 10 is super safe.

No, they do a 360 into dinos and moonwalk away.

regular hours.

Apologies, but as someone who has never worked in an office, “regular hours” is a meaningless phrase.

Hey now, that’s a misrepresentation of both the US and China.

China had way nicer locomotives in 96. It wasn’t 1896.

And in the US, that guy would have either been replaced by a machine, or replaced by someone younger who won’t be expecting the seniority and pay raises that being there for over 20 years usually gets you.

I would bet the entirety of my yearly pay that it was absolutely, 100% a joke and they have a perfectly healthy relationship.

We truly live in a society

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In a row?!

Evolution.

It knows what it is, and nobody in it is under some illusion that they’re making some masterpiece of cinema. That is not at all a criticism or even backhanded compliment. I like when the actors have fun with the things they’re working on. I mean, who doesn’t love seen behind the scenes of Ian Mckellen slapping a dummy of Sean Aston around.

It’s fun, it’s ridiculous, and it leans into it a bit.

Plus they came up with the Thanos Weakness a long time before the avengers fans.