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Sam, The Man
Gay, trans, satanist, willing to fight God, lizard father
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Sam, The Man@lemmy.dbzer0.comto World News@lemmy.ml•Hispanic support for Donald Trump's deportations surgesEnglish11·2 months agoDoesn’t matter, god bless 'em, they’re American through and through*.
*As in, I’d Fuck over my neighbor for a shit sandwich.
Sam, The Man@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Linux@lemmy.ml•Must fight temptation to buy an overpriced raspberry piEnglish2·3 months agoI go to Ebay and sort by distance. It’s like Craigslist but they send it to you!
Sam, The Man@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's your favorite instrument to listen to?English6·3 months agoI love the theremin! This is one of my favorite duets.
Sam, The Man@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•one of the really bad, annoying aspects of doing drugs is the lack of quality controlEnglish4·4 months agoTHANK YOU. Watching jackassy mouth-breathers be like ‘they legalized everything, got burned, and flipped it back’ is infuriating. Places like Portugal created the medical backing to sustain the decriminalization efforts and places like Oregon didn’t fucking try.
If i was a conspiratorial, I’d say it was intentional to push back decriminalization efforts, and fill the prisons but it was probably cuz they’re fucking stupid.
Source: anecdotal, from a psychonaut from Oregon.
Actually Draconic is Spanish cuz Celestial is Latin, and Elvish is French cuz they snooty (also a romance language). Dwarves can be Portuguese, as a little treat :3
Yes, but he likes the look and he’ll be back for a sick arm sleeve 🤘
Sam, The Man@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Science Memes@mander.xyz•This thread is for lizard posting. Post your favourite lizards.English59·5 months agoThis is my darling son Tofu
*Edit: formatting
Yeah the CEO praised Trump’s business acumen specifically while “remaining neutral”. This has led people to believe their policies aren’t as waterproof as they claim.
Sam, The Man@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Always explains so muchEnglish4·5 months agoSkill issue
Sam, The Man@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•You have your dog, I have my GatorEnglish17·6 months agoWally Gator was, indeed, an emotional support animal. However, upset citizens reported him and animal control took Wally and released him.
He is missing, presumed dead because of his amicable personality.
Sam, The Man@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Linux@lemmy.ml•What desktop enviroment do you use and why?English5·10 months agoXfce is light and crisp! Looks great and works well with my myriad low-end computers 🐁
Sam, The Man@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•For the first time in my life, I have hit my deductible AND reached my out-of-pocket maximum. I now have three months of actual free healthcare, which is unheard of in the US. What should I get done?English38·1 year ago-doesn’t even require a finger in your bum
Then what the heck am I paying these deductibles for?? >:(
Sam, The Man@lemmy.dbzer0.comto World News@lemmy.ml•'Too hot to handle': 2024 likely to be warmest year on record.English8·1 year agoAlmost like it’s the coolest year of the upcoming apocalypse.
I’m fairly certain I know this particular train and it’s very well taken care of as a vital part of a playground. Kids play all over it, and I believe it’s covered in weather-resistant coating.
‘S a cool park.
Edit: here’s a link to the official park website; wanted to make sure I wasn’t telling tales Corvallis’s Avery Park
Sam, The Man@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Memes@lemmy.ml•I hate it when people just say that a meme is "a repost" and refuse to elaborateEnglish6·1 year agoMemes are in fact iterative so the more reposts we have, the more weird new memes we get. ‘S wild.
That’s why he so sleepy eepy 😴