it feeds my whole exactly how I need it to

I see you’ve got the tongue-in-cheek naughty humor down pat lol

Arschgeweih is my favorite, my second favorite is from Dungeons and Daddies (Not a BDSM Podcast), where they called them Women’s Empowerment tattoos

So i kinda went on a thought rabbit hole here

1. I like jokes like this, in part because they only work in written form. Because if they were using base 10 they’d say “You’re a ten”, but base 2 would be “You’re a one zero” (or one oh)

2. Wait, do people actually say “ten” when expressing two in binary? Do they actually say “one, ten, eleven, one hundred, one hundred and one, one hundred and ten…”?

3. Have I been expressing binary incorrectly?

4. Am I overthinking this?

5. Honestly though, my favorite written pun is “Religions are more interested in profits than prophets”

Anyway, puns are fun. How do you say binary numbers?

I wonder if “regardless and irregardless” was in there 🤔

I too had the same thought. I would say great minds think alike, but I’m dumb as shit

I can’t remember if the show did it, but in The Expanse books poly relationships were part of Belter life, especially on smaller ships

I understand hating on Ohio. It’s mostly flat and pretty much flyover country.

On the other hand, Ohio is a perfectly cromulent place to live. It’s an even better place to be from

Tuck in undershirt, button, buckle belt. Do things for a couple hours. Wife tells me my pants are unzipped again

Thanks for the referral, I’ll check it out :-)

Feels like it. They’re called journeymen because after you apprentice you journey, man. I’m always going to someone’s house to play

It’s gotten to the point I’m researching DM travel bags. Any suggestions?

Still better than 7-9 though.

I don’t know why you’re comparing Seven of Nine to an entire movie trilogy. I think she’s a pretty cool character, catsuit not withstanding.

Speaking of Star Wars though, it would’ve been cool if they made a series of movies with the original cast set later in life. You know, like a sequel trilogy of some sort. I guess with Carrie Fisher gone that’s a lost cause. A real shame.

I guess we have to deal with the reality that a sequel trilogy has never and will never be made

Aaah you’re right. I’m being a pissy shit today. I’ll apologize to OP next time I’m in the portajohn

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Heh heh, benis

I think i would handle that with a shop vac. Suck em up, take the vac outside near the bird feeder, maybe even prime the birds with a little scattered seeds, then open the shop vac and walk briskly away

Grand Master (chess) > Game Master > Literal dog shit > General Motors

Better? ;-)

Not annoyed, but i enjoy annoying red hats by taking about how much I appreciate BLM. As soon as they start spouting off I start talking about how we camped on Bureau of Land Management land out west and it was great.

Alternatively, how Brennan Lee Mulligan is a great GM

Also Game Master > General Motors

Isn’t piece slang for cob?