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I don’t think they sound particularly like a human baby because I can’t stand the sound of a human baby crying but when my cat talks I melt into a useless gibbering idiot food dispenser.

I had to look it up too. “A slang term among Zoomers and Gen Alpha, mostly used ironically in Brainrot and Slang Overload memes, such as the Ohio Rizz Gyatt trend.”

Wait 612 years and buy Microsoft.

Why do they keep calling this a “plan?” “One side must unilaterally give up everything” is not a “plan,” it’s surrender.

And boy it sounds expensive.

Kudzu is edible, which I’m guessing will come in handy for the South about halfway through the Trump administration.

Tbh this is what AI used to sound like prior to GPT-2.

AI is turning us into the stupider version of itself.

Meanwhile the geriatric class is being taught the same lessons through Fox News and their ilk. My mother loves to spout the praises of the latest exploits of Elon Musk every time I talk to her and I’m just like “mom, Elon Musk is a billionaire, which automatically means he a piece of shit.”

Are we, the in-betweens - going to be the only ones who remember now that they’ve co-opted all channels of “information” - for young and old alike?

I’ve seen this movie before.

It the right really comprised 100% of self-loathing homosexuals and their beards?

MAGA people can’t feel shame over any of this, they are incapable. This is a wealth and religion thing, you’ll notice MAGA people are nearly universally either wealthy, religious or both.

Particularly in America (because of the historical confluence of wealth and religion) these two types of people don’t experience shame the same way normal people do. Wealthy people’s sense of superiority over their position in society has bred in them the notion that shame is for their lessers. The richer they are, the worse this is. Religious people feel that nothing in the world is more righteous than sticking it to nonbelievers and no effort put forth in pursuit of that goal can be considered shameful. In fact, the opposite. In any case their shame quotient is sodden with their own repressed sexuality.

I’ve not read Spinoza, but this idea has for most of my life seemed fairly self-evident. Something clearly seems to exist, I’m not the biggest most important thing in the something, though I am a part of it. Do I believe in God? Not per se - but I do believe there is something incomprehensibly larger than I am, and that in and of itself deserves a little respect and contemplation.

My religious parents didn’t see it that way of course.

♬♩ barely getting by ♩♫

That was just the warmup. They got serious about it on January 21, 2010.

I believe, like Michael Lewis, that the stock market is nearly 100% price controlled via HFT algorithms and AI, leveraging the dark pools run by the wealthiest banks and hedge funds. If this is correct, then the market will never outright crash again. Therefore, no one, from this point forward, should take have any notion that the stock market will punish Trump (or anybody, really).

Ultimately, the stock market will fluctuate for dramatic effect, but will continue on a steady upward trend completely decoupled from any particular reality.

Oh would you look at that, it’s up 353 points today. 🧐

“Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.” - Spike Milligan

The Ensoniq ASR-10. Fuck, that thing is heavy.

Clearly the author of the original meme has never read Watership Down.

Ounce for ounce, this shit is wildly expensive. You could eat far cheaper and not be you know… eating fucking cat food.