Oh, I dont even need to worry. JBL already do these and I haven’t touched an Apple product since the iPhone 4.

beckons her over with a come hither gesture “If I can make you come with just one finger, imagine what I could do with two.”

Kickflip

Karmastition by Alicia Keys.

Stevie Wonder’s original was awesome, but the mash up is just chefs kiss.

Her grandma sounds cool. I’d have a beer with her

If this ever got released, it would probably require constant phoning home and cost $400. Separately.

Other drivers cannot read minds, so use the blinker.

Its why it’s there in the first place.

I will guarantee that some kid is already going around the playground saying their uncle works at Sony and he’s seen the PS6.

Get fucked Netflix.

And then the car clapped

Looks like one of his book covers

Not out of a USB-A it ain’t !

I just lost the Game again.

Nope, it’s an oligarchy pretending it’s a democracy.

My brain confusedly decided to read it as “have your license and/or face revoked”. Which I guess a fighter jet would likely be capable of!

This was a good conversation

You answered your question with the 4th word!

Man, that, Battletoads, and TMNT. The NES’ Final Boss.

I beat this game back in the 80’s and I still don’t know how

You don’t understand, she’s my emotional support hooker

I remember the 90’s TV censored edit was “Yippee Ki Ay, Melon Farmer!”