I still hate that I read that entire comic for the bit

The bit wasn’t worth it

Dude looks like he dropped some unforseen consequences on the hood of her car

I literally saw protein ice cream pints the other day. 460 calories, but it has 30g of protein! For when you’re depressed and eating a pint by yourself, but still need your gains. I guess.

Oh it’s slop alright, no AI needed

I think it was some TikTok conspiracy theory that started trending. I don’t know if people actually believe it or they’re just memeing, but I refuse to engage with those people regardless

At least you believe she was real unlike half the women on dating apps in this godforsaken state

The internet is a series of tubes, but unfortunately, I don’t understand plumbing

Uncensor those feet or so help me

Tradition is the only thing separating us from the animals. Through the window she goes

I wonder if they had to install a smaller window first

Halo’s been dead for years. The corpse twitched with Infinite, but it’s still very much dead. I don’t care anymore. This feels like a shameless money grab anyways after they already remastered it once.

Looking forward to this allowing Microsoft to show a picture of a PS5 and use it in their “This is an Xbox” marketing push though. That’ll get a nice little gust of air from my nose

To note, I’m not on lineage, but I set Tasker up to display little dots depending on the notification. Orange for a notification, blue for a reminder, and red/yellow/green for 15% battery, 30% battery, and 100% battery, respectively. I have the dots also combine when several of these notification types are present at once.

You can see them in this screenshot. I currently have reminders and notifications. They look like big blobs on the screen, but I actually have a hole punch camera, so it actually creates a ring around that in reality.

If anyone needs me I’ll be hedging my hog

That’s disgusting! Uncalled for! Truly despicable! How could they make me wait an entire 71 days for that?!

Excuse me what’s the ominous “71 days” on the Sonic Adventure game cover am I cursed now

I’ve definitely imported a custom font on my Note 20 in the past. Whether that feature is still alive in the most recent One UI versions I’m not sure I suppose, but it was possible, just incredibly backwards and convoluted. If I recall, I had to download a font file and then put it into a very specific folder for the UI to recognize it

No idea if they’re still around but that was the basis behind Swagbucks and AppTrailers back in the day. Bought a shitty $25 android phone that I just babysat at my desk running those all day long just hitting the next button when it showed up every couple of hours. Wasn’t a massive payout by any means nor fast, but I racked up multiple $25 payouts that way. Still free money for minimal work. As a broke college student sitting at his desk most of the day anyways, that was solid

This shit drove me wild when I was using ChatGPT more frequently. It’d be like “do you want me to re-phrase that in your voice?” and then type some shit out that I’d never say in my damn life. The dashes were the worst part

…however when you eat 40 in one sitting

Coward. I use both. And then salt the fuck out of it. Every meal takes a year off my life, but fuck if I’m not enjoying the ones I’m left with