Oh, wow. There it is. The keyboard of my dreams.
Using one of these while on acid does not seem advisable, though.

Hush little baby, don’t say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
It’s angry birds under your bed
On your pants and in your head

A big spoonful of silicic acid always did the trick for me. It’s a sort of gel. I keep a bottle of it in the fridge for this purpose, but also for skin burns.

What exactly is “pilk”´?

This one always makes me melancholic:

Such a big turning point in time, captured on a photograph.

I’m gonna be brutally honest here, as I don’t care about the downvotes, but the amount of insanity and taboo around sexuality on - presumably predominantly American - online forums is indeed hard to bear. Always ready with the negative connotations: skimpy, slutty, cooties, cheating, home-wrecker; don’t even eye your cousin, that’s incest, therefore the worst thing in the world; a young woman loves a much older man, oh, he must have been grooming or coercing her; don’t masturbate or you’ll go blind, hair will grow on your palms… From a European POV, these seem like compulsory figments of messed-up minds. Love, sex - why can’t they just be there? So people can enjoy them? Why must people shit all over everything that brings joy? Even when mentioning these taboos “ironically,” such people perpetuate a culture of prudery and I don’t want it to creep into my own culture.

I might completely lose my mind if I had to record the inane drivel my boss is spewing, and train an LLM with it. But if it would rid me of him, I’d still do it.

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Friends don’t let friends visit Reddit.

🔝⬆️THIS⬆️🔝 To the top with you!

Welcome ex-Redditors, and please leave these at the door:

• confused/ sad $human noises
• $thing intensifies
• /s

Going down a Wikipedia Plutonium rabbit hole, I just realized that the Metropolis algorithm was named after a real person.

Wake me up when he has his vial of Francium ready.

“We still talk about you”

7 is the the type of pen that lasts me the longest. They seem indestructible. All other types disintegrate in my hands after a year or so.

It’s moronic. Currently, decision makers don’t really understand what to do with AI and how it will realistically evolve in the coming 10-20 years. So it’s getting pushed even into environments with 0-error policies, leading to horrible results and any time savings are completely annihilated by the ensuing error corrections and general troubleshooting. But maybe the latter will just gradually be dropped and customers will be told to just “deal with it,” in the true spirit of enshittification.

Good social commentary, but that’s not how a human pelvis looks. Also, I’m skeptical about the number of ribs.

Wikipedia never ceases to amaze me.

Shoot them in the dick.

So glad only a cricket was there to hear it.