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When $USER had thus said, he was troubled in spirit, and testified, and said, Verily, verily, I say unto you, that one of you shall betray me. Then the peripherals looked one on another, doubting of whom he spake.
– Linus 13:21-22
Unironically I think this would be really helpful for us to understand dinosaur biology.
71·3 days agoA person born in 0 is 2025 years old.
Are you having a midwife crisis?
Dear Sue Ellen: I’m sorry I upset you, I didn’t mean to. It was really just a joke. I thought you could take a joke. But I guess I was wrong. I’ve been teased before about wearing glasses but I never felt I had to tell the teacher about it and get someone else in trouble. Maybe you’re just over-reacting? I don’t understand why you’re so upset about such a small thing. I thought we were friends.
— Arthur
Instead of the First Lady, would his husband become the First Gentleman?
Alt-text:
In addition to gravity, burritos interact through the strong, weak, and electromagnetic forces, which is believed to be a major contributor to their popularity.
Those aren’t eggs, they’re Eggo frozen waffles, designed to be put in the toaster.
14·10 days agoIf it hadn’t been for Lemmy, they’d been married a long time ago.
2·11 days ago“Crack an egg on it…caw-caw!”
A Minecolt Movie (2025)
If you’re still using the Internet in any capacity…
Non-binary people when they cannot compile from source code (they have to use a binary):
But then you wouldn’t be able to ignore the elephant in the room.
Chen, 23, who has worked as an injection-mold operator at the factory since it opened in 1996
Wait, how is this possible?
Published: June 15, 2005
Oh.
That’s usually what people mean when they say that sarcastically.