What about “(I’m No) Superman” by Lazlo Bane, aka the Scrubs theme song?

President of Sand Planet has big human arms?! My first instinct is that that sucks, but my second instinct is that it rules.

My desktop is too old to run Windows 11.

That isn’t what it is! That’s like pointing at a 3d printer and calling it a gun manufacturing station. Sure, it can be used for that, but you’re throwing the baby out with the bathwater here.

And that’s ridiculous. You have no expectation of privacy in public. I thought the hate was overblown back in the Google Glass days, too.

Couplehood by Paul Reiser, apparently.

I hate the opinion that we should switch to DST all the time. Why should we get to be special little guys with a weird time zone?

I mean, disability or no, if you make a mess in a public restroom, and you are relatively able-bodied, you have a responsibility to clean up after yourself. Granted, we don’t know the exact nature of the bathroom “destruction”, but I doubt people are hanging up multiple signs about bad smells in a restroom.

The thing that gets me is that calling it a skill feels like a stretch. You need like 4 pieces of information to read an analog clock, most of which can be gleaned from looking at it. Sure, you might not be able to read one instantaneously without practice, but it isn’t exactly calculus.

I understood that reference!

Obviously this shouldn’t have happened, but this is a good reminder to never associate your real identity with your social media accounts. If your job/hobby requires that you do so for self-promotion reasons, that is all that you should do on that account.

“'Do you have games on your phone?”

Don’t be evil 😈

I’m actually curious, do you use the browser version or a Lemmy app? I’m on Boost and I would have to click into the community if I wanted to see anything more than its name and instance.

I’ve never seen a community’s sidebar, since I use Lemmy on my phone like probably half of all users.

I take issue with you defining “being a non-woman and commenting” as “badly interacting.”

Just because you keep your step stool next to the toilet doesn’t mean you’re Squatty Potty-ing.

He’s referencing a legitimate talking point about birth control, and in that light his comment made perfect sense. The whole second half of this thread reads like you got whooshed and then double downed after you realized what happened.

Did… did you click the link?