I’ll never forget the day in sixth grade that I stepped out of the optometrist’s office with my first pair of glasses. The individual leaves on the trees was the single most striking difference.

My personal reason for messing up Chick Fil A in my head is because there used to be a different chicken restaurant chain where I grew up called Krispy Chic. Not sure if any are still open, but all the ones in aware of closed down decades ago.

Not sure “mutilations and genocide” is much better…

I just assumed those were wheat stalks they were holding or something. I did not see the naked crotches until I went to the comments.

As someone who is highly skeptical of LLMs (and particularly the way the big AI companies are using, training, and marketing them) but not outright anti-AI as a rule, I find this interaction both wholesome and refreshing!

I was under the assumption that the soup was a stand-in for the bowling pins…

If the foo shits…

Wear it

Where. In the world. Is. Carmen’s Sandy Eggo?

What kind of bean? Don’t most varieties we eat today come from the Americas?

Pippi Longstocking would like a word…

Spent way too long looking for Saddam in OP’s meme. Figures he was hiding in the comments this whole time!

I don’t think either of these would be very fun for the woman they’re attached to…

I was thinking Minecraft’s villagers vs illagers/pillagers, but I think yours is even better

It’s not an arcade-style game by any means, but I can’t recommend “Sky: Children of the Light” enough! My partner and I have been playing it daily for over 4 years and still can’t get enough of it. It’s hard to give it a proper description. It has a beautiful storyline with new seasonal stories that come out every 3 months or so. You play as a child of light whose mission is to banish darkness and shepherd spirits from a post-apocalyptic land into the stars. However, the real core of the game is the social aspect. It’s mmo-adjacent (typical server sizes are 8 players) with other players showing up as other children of light. You slowly make friendships using in-game currency and gifting each other friendship levels. You cannot chat with others at first and must communicate through a variety of emotes until you unlock chat in the friendship tree. The way communication and friendship is handled in the game makes it one of the most friendly and least toxic communities that I’ve found on the Internet. It’s also cross-play and cross-save between Android, iOS, Switch, PlayStation, and Steam. That Sky Game

Over the Garden Wall. It’s not terribly long, yet remains one of the most quoted shows in my family.