When in doubt, C it out.

Toilet bowls are for the unfocused and unrefined. I enjoy my toilet champagne flute. It adds pomp, class, and a gentlemanly challenge.

Dino-Riders? That show was my jam.

We all have to shit at the same time, that’s the trick.

Stamets, my man, every time I see your name you’re complaining about the community. You’re pining for a time when lemmy was dead AF, if you want a safe space to chill a public internet forum isn’t it. I’m sorry you feel miserable but posting memes for strangers was never going to fix that anyway, you probably need to get offline for a while and address why you feel that way.

Case in point: my comment was posted for less than a minute and you’ve already down voted it lol

Today you are learning it’s not normal to lock children away with no food or water.

Should I leave a note?

My dad is 84 years old and just got himself a new girlfriend. It’s fuckin adorable.

Guitar. It’s the most fulfilling hobby I’ve ever picked up. Music is in our genes, letting it out is a fantastic feeling.

I love the porta pros. If they break you can replace the drivers with the koss ksc75, they’re cheaper and sound slightly better imo and they clip right on to the porta pro headband.

Also, I highly recommend replacing the stock ear pads with yaxi pads, they’re super comfortable and definitely worth an extra $12 if you wear them a lot.

Isn’t it amazing what the human body is capable of?

Ticonderoga #2, an absolute classic.

Yarr

Lmao, if you live in San Diego and can’t handle Spanish you’re gonna have a bad time.

Ah, so that’s America in the middle then.

HOT

My friends said it’s only gay if our balls touch.

Competition? You may be giving them too much credit.

WE’VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CAR’S EXTENDED WARRANTY