ToffeeIsForClosers

Scrape and that’s it. Into the dishwasher.

Only exceptions requiring some extra effort beforehand is wiping off anything that had avocado on it and clearing rice between fork tines.

Never comes clean, at least in my dishwasher.

A. Or he might end up like Mike the headless chicken and that might inspire a counter-revolutionary revolution.

Every good hero should have some

NEARLY SHID MYSELF WHEN I RED THAT BRUTHER

Upvoted for proper usage of nonplussed!

“The Hollow Men” by T. S. Eliot

Check out the poem and its analysis via the link.

Black/brown lentils in dhal makhani. Dirt cheap readymade packages at the grocery store too.

Other than that, I used to make spicy red lentil soup with the recipe on the back of the bag from Costco but made myself sick of it years ago.

And both of these are great metal band names as well.

On another kid’s hand: “Circle, circle, dot, dot. Now you have your cooties shot.”

Like a houseplant angling toward the window light?

Exactly! I’ve said this for years, every time the meme comes up. I’m saying it right now to anyone nearby.

I mean, I have no real basis to know if canopy friction is the reason or not but I’m saving this post as support of my confirmation bias anyway.

I need this on a t-shirt.