The ol’ switcherooski. Abruptly end support for your previous product, force people to buy all new hardware, then when everybody is on board you hit em with consumer-hostile monetization attempts. Classic Microsoft baby.

Its not a question of “if” but “when.”

Having a good “look” or dressing well goes a long way for me. Not even just one particular style, so long as theyre owning it with confidence and flair.

I would have gone in their yard to take care of it myself

Good on ya, Gents.

Is it a void if your blood is constantly flowing through it? The cholesterol is making the void…

Oh its a joke, um haha cardiovascular disease kills more people than wars… shit im not very good at this.

I hear you brother. I’m often reminded of a Sleaford Mods lyric:

The chirping cunt obviously wants the country in tatters They all do, two arms, two legs, fuck you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXUCJUa_fqA&list=RDpXUCJUa_fqA&start_radio=1

I replaced my soap with exfoliating sandpaper. Germs BEWARE!

Dont use hamburger helper, learn to make goulash. Its a pretty good recipe for beginners

an important rule of capital is that in order to get it, you must have it

I like the big capital letters, gothic and brutalist fonts of the thrash bands from the 80s. Anthrax and Metallica, Sepultura and Possessed come to mind

Cant say im a fan of logos like this. Even when i was listening to metal exclusively, I thought it was a bit hack.

Oh no they scared travelers. Wouldnt want them to have to think about atrocities for even a second!

Married the person I met online. We are basically inseperable.

Never got fear of spiders, i learned pretty quick they arent dangerous.

I think if someone implied they were bringing someone without at least asking, as this person did, I would match their rude energy and say “I did not agree to that, so here are my boundaries.”

The way the other party phrased it would annoy the shit out of me. 'I’m bringing my best friend." Ok, so why don’t you date them? Causes way more friction than asking “Hey, I know it’s unconventional but I would like a friend to be there just for my safety since we don’t know eachother yet.”

Phone Charger/Wall Charger

The vaccine was really just a sedative; they kidnapped you and plugged in you to the matricksssssssss

We all drank from a hose, we get it. Thats why we are all mentally deficient from lead posioning.

bro same. From the moment I was aware of the problems with America they have gotten progressively worse, though the past year has seen an acceleration of madness and chaos I never thought possible.