SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!!

We have a missile that is one.

Or a slap chop. One or the other, I can’t remember.

The somewhere else being the Israeli government.

Still find it absolutely wild that Microsoft fucked up during the global pandemic and allowed Zoom to slide right into the communications spot Skype should have been.

Fucking idiots.

I don’t know about Clooney. His wife is one of the good eggs in this world and I’d think she would kick him in the grapes if he was a shithead loser like these fucks.

Your nerd quotient.

Its an animated gif of Stargate Command’s Dial up device

Ended up here after seeing a bluesky post about him. Hes got a decent arm! https://www.mlb.com/news/joey-gallo-plans-to-try-pitching

Wild man. I was a little put off on how the lady was cutting a tomato while wearing it (it’s an embedded promo clip for the Hero Pro).

She was holding the knife backwards and it just looked really weird, but then I realized she might not have had hands her entire life so she never learned the proper way to do it.

Had a stroke material if I ever saw it.

1. Don’t copy bullshit from inspiration posters

2. If you feel like you have to, use proper spelling and punctuation.

3. Seriously just don’t. Each person’s journey through life is unique and we would rather see what you have for a good muffin recipe (because who doesnt like muffins?)than your shitty take on whatever slice of hell life threw at you.

So:

Chocolate Chip Muffins

¾ cup milk

½ cup vegetable oil

1 large egg

2 cups all-purpose flour

½ cup white sugar

2 teaspoons baking powder

½ teaspoon salt

¾ cup mini semi-sweet chocolate chips

1 ½ tablespoons white sugar

1 tablespoon brown sugar

Gather all ingredients. Preheat the oven to 400 degrees F (200 degrees C). Grease a 12-cup muffin tin or line cups with paper liners

Combine milk, oil, and egg in a small bowl until well blended.

Combine flour, 1/2 cup sugar, baking powder, and salt together in a large bowl, making a well in the center.

Pour milk mixture into well and stir until batter is just combined; fold in chocolate chips.

Spoon batter into the prepared muffin cups, filling each 2/3 full.

Combine 1 ½ tablespoons white sugar and 1 tablespoon brown sugar in a small bowl; sprinkle on tops of muffins.

Bake in the preheated oven until tops spring back when lightly pressed, about 18 to 20 minutes.

Cool in the tin briefly, then transfer to a wire rack. Serve warm or cool completely.

Enjoy.

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Holy shit.

Life imitates art.

Usually it’s the other way around.

Sweet. Build the ship, cram all the nazi aristocrats in, and bon voyage. Let us know how “re-founding of humanity” goes.

They may not understand it, but they’ve fucked around long enough to get to the find out part of the equation. I just wish those of us that understand this and voted against this shit wouldn’t be affected by it

That would require American politicians to have a spine. Those are in short supply.

Sir…this is a Wendy’s.

It’s all tied to tesla and if that stock tanks it’s game over. Elmo is leveraged to his tits lol.

Google search says it’s cannabis. Maybe you lucked out and get some good smoke outta it?

Truly understood the bleak outlook of a gunslinger