That’s very kind, thank you.

They are to 5 year olds.

She’s head over heels for me!

My daughter thought so too.

I’m special and can’t get the spoiler markdown to work on mobile

You two knock it off, or you’re grounded

I’ve been a dad for a while, so the well is deep.

Yes!

If they don’t at least roll their eyes or breathe a little snort out of their nose, then I’ll post a worse one tomorrow.

And also, angry.

It’s replies like this that convince me that 90% of Lemmy is on the spectrum

It’s not a proper Slav Squat if both your heels aren’t on the ground.

Removed by mod

I’m an oddball for Lemmy, I’m not a dev and I don’t use Linux.

Didn’t we just go through this with Roe?

I don’t agree with it, but there’s a good chance they’ll win on the basis of the 1st Amendment.

I have a solid squad of 6 that have been playing Xbox together for 15 years. We’re all friends scattered across the country and have never met IRL.

I help out at the local food bank and spend a lot of time on Imgur looking at not politics

Whatever the Cherokee word for “stolen land” is.