Obligatory Technology Connections

https://youtu.be/TbHBHhZOglw

I know an old woman who swallowed a fly…

Yes. You are describing a sandwich, not a hot dog.

For here or to go?

With light bulbs, there is a trade off between longevity and efficiency.

Efficient shorter lasting bulbs are the superior product, they save the consumer money (at the expense of the inconvenience of having to replace them a little more often)

Not judging, but that is definitely gay.

You gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boy’s hole

What about Milf Island?

Maybe this is a regional thing, but I don’t agree with that example, I think take-out means you leave the house to get it. If they bring it to you, it’s delivery.

I also wouldn’t say I “called” for take-out unless I made a phone call. Otherwise, I would say I ordered it.

I do get subway coupons in the mail every month.

None of the subways in my area accept coupons.

Dating apps don’t work for everyone though.

I’m still holding out hope that I can meet someone in person, because I’m 99% sure I’ll never get a date out of an app.