Can’t stop. Won’t stop.
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Mitochondria are the powerhouses of the cell.
You’re thinking of The Moops.
The perfect hand doesn’t ex-
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldto World News@lemmy.ml•Pakistan to respond ‘forcefully’ to India’s ‘act of war’, says prime minister after attack – liveEnglish1·2 days agoI’m not tempted to test the theory in order to find out. Either way, the sudden collapse in human life would put enormous downward pressure on carbon emissions. Can’t burn gas if you don’t have anyone left to pull it out of the ground.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Tesla confirms it has given up on its Cybertruck range extender to achieve promised rangeEnglish12·2 days agoTwo in the back, one in the front.
The Shocker
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Tesla confirms it has given up on its Cybertruck range extender to achieve promised rangeEnglish101·2 days agoWhy implement a new feature for a product nobody is buying?
only being able to make him sound old and charming
He certainly sounded old. But we were nowhere near charming by the end. The guy was actively complicit in a genocide overseas when he wasn’t bumbling through a rising tide of fascist opposition.
I want that kind of boring president again.
Nothing about '21-'25 was boring. We needed a chief executive ready to dismantle the Trump 1 administration and scatter his Red State/Groyper/Business Plot coalition. Instead, we got him slow rolling prosecutions of the Trump Admin and handing blank checks to the same Silicon Valley goons that would flush his party out of power and begin chainsawing the administrative state to the bone.
Assuming we make it to '29 with a semblance of democracy still intact, the last thing we’re going to need is a Schumer tier do-nothing in office to clean up the biggest, bloodiest, most society-crippling mess of the last generation. All we’d be doing is queuing up Trump 3.
Even then, I think its clear that the damage being done today is functionally irreversible. DHS is becoming a junta in its own right. Everything from the HHS to NOAA is being scrapped for parts. The courts are already packed with fascists and are rewriting jurisprudence in real time. A full half of the liberal party’s representatives seem utterly blase at this turn of events, more interested in gassing up crypto scams and bailing out industrial giants than maintaining any kind of regulatory state.
You could bring in Bernie Sanders as King of America tomorrow and I don’t think we’d be able to pull out of this nose dive.
Hey, listen, you gotta… listen Jack, the path. You can’t get off it. There’s a dozen little guys, they’re all over the place. I just… It’s… when I was a young man I had this friend named Corn Pop and they got him too. Hairest legs. We used to go swimming and he felt like a cockroach. That’s why you can’t go off the path, Jack. They’ll tear you to pieces.
- Thanks, but can you just show me your wares
- [Vote] I nominate you for President
- That’s all I needed to hear, goodbye.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldto Funny@sh.itjust.works•William Shatner says Mark Carney should offer to make the U.S. the 11th provinceEnglish23·3 days agoThis joke gets funnier every time someone makes it
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Prices are out of controlEnglish13·3 days agoMargins on alcohol sales are fairly high, especially with high rates of industry consolidation over the last decade.
Retail alone collects a 20-30% vig on well standard hard liquor, for instance. Distributors can add another 40%.
The Gray Goose sticker price of $30 for 750mL includes an excise tax of $2.40 So around 8%, by comparison.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Prices are out of controlEnglish28·3 days agoUnironically. Half the appeal of booze has historically been that its cheap.
I kinda wonder how much of the decline of high school/college drinking has to do with sticker shock.
Cash and Monero being on the same tier is very funny
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•There is an Assassin after you and you will almost certainly die within the next 7 days if the timeline remains unchanged. Your phone can now send messages back in time; How do you save yourself?English36·3 days agoDear Past Self -
Do not piss off the nice assassin fellow that lives down the lane.
Sincerely
Future Se-
The Roman Aqueducts were largely slave driven like the rest of Roman society
The aqueducts were gravity driven. That was cumulative value add. They were an early form of automation.
Meanwhile, the cotton gin was slave driven. It still set off a rapid economic expansion in the southern US which mapped neatly to Marxist presumption of capital accumulation.
Capitalism as an encompassing system is only a few hundred years old
Industrialization as a global economic enterprise kicked off a few hundred years ago. The human propensity to accumulate wealth and the methods of compounding returns have always been with us.
The M-C-M’ circuit wasn’t always here.
Periodically, some community would find an opportunity for capital improvements that afforded a rapid growth cycle. Capital projects like the Roman Aquaducts and the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, for instance, dramatically increased the surplus yielded by labor. The number of people who could live within a community rose and economic output rose with it. But it was still dwarfed by industrialization and geographic constraints limited the rate of expansion (you can’t build aquaducts and hanging gardens everywhere and expect to yield equivalent surplus). So you hit that classic Marxist diminishing return on profit and the rate of economic expansion fell back down into the low-single digits.
The circuit did exist though. The fundamental economic benefit of cyclical growth had a soft ceiling that primitive societies hit.
Now we’re in an industrial era that doesn’t feel like it has a ceiling. But it does. There really are ecological and resource limits, even to a post-industrial world. One day, we’re also going to hit that ceiling (assuming we haven’t already). I don’t think it would be fair to say - a few centuries after peak production / climate apocalypse sends us into a perpetual global depression - that Real Capitalism Has Never Been Tried.
Neither would I benchmark “When capitalism starts” the day after we construct a Dyson Sphere and master superluminal travel, because we’re kicking off a bigger wave of economic expansion than we enjoyed while earthbound.
What I might argue the ancient world lacked more than the M-C-M’ circuit was the degree of fictitious capital (which requires a big surplus-laden economically literate middle class). But that’s not capitalism et al, just a facet of modern speculative investment.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•If it's good enough to keep your house warm, it's good enough to keep your insides warmEnglish3·4 days agoHis neck isn’t nearly beardy enough.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What are the most deepcut or obscure adult animated series?English3·4 days agoAeon Flux
Oh man, that was Heavy Metal tier crazy nonsense.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What are the most deepcut or obscure adult animated series?English8·4 days agopulls out a list of Adult Swim cartoons
slaps them on the table
I also went to college in the '00s.
‘It’s digital colonialism’: how Facebook’s free internet service has failed its users
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Incidentally, “Free Basics” and its derivatives are some of the biggest drivers of new Facebook user activity. The walled garden of internet access forces people to choose between open internet rates they are too poor to afford and being guinea pigs in Mark Zuckerberg’s AI maze of misinformation and saturation advertisement. Zuck can go to investors and insist “Our growth in these emerging markets is enormous!” and then go to the national governments of these poor countries and say “If you don’t legislate favorably, we’re going to flood your populations’ media feeds with advertisements by the political opposition.”