Utter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them]

He just admitted to the American people that for his entire first term as President, and the first year of his second, he was unable to spare a single thought for what is good and proper for the United States of America due to his obligation to think purely of Peace. What must it be like for the President, emerging from this Zen-like trance after several years, suddenly able to think about things like politics, his friends and family, and his worldly needs after perhaps decades of thinking of nothing but the all-encompassing concept of pure Peace? Does he even know he is the President? Has he ever really spoken to his children? How will he change now that he no longer thinks purely of Peace?

How am I supposed to sleep now, knowing that a monster like this exists out there? Thing must be the size of a bus, and I believe it wants to hurt me!

I will not stoop to caring one way or another what Jerry Seinfeld says. Not today and not on any future day.

Humans do too all the time because not everyone can hear spoken language.

EDIT: After doing some reading I have now learned about sign language and how I owe the local deaf community a huge apology.

The guy on the left, second from the front… Is he wearing mime makeup? I know given his profession he is probably proud to be white, but that looks like a pressing medical condition.

Look at Estonia and Latvia being on the right side of history! This is not a sentence you get to use very often, so make sure to use it now before they make any other decisions.

Ok. As I said I truly do not understand what it is trying to say. Is it bad?

I don’t get it. Not saying that in a sarcastic way, I literally do not understand if this meme is for or against leftist/anarchist unity. Maybe I’m just old?

I wonder how many times he could have gone “And then she makes me suck her feet again” in the script before someone intervened.