You’re not kidding. It’s pretty difficult to not buy them.

It’s a $250 smart TV vs a $2000 non-infested TV.

Not here to downvote. But I will say there is some good changes as of the past five years.

From a personal perspective: there’s a lot of GOOD open-source software that has great user experiences. VLC. Bitwarden. OBS. Joplin. Jitsi.

Even WordPress (the new Blocks editor not the ugly classic stuff) in the past decade has a lot of thought and design for end users.

For all the GIMP/Libre office software that just has backwards ass choices for UX, or those random terminal apps that require understanding the command line – they seem to be the ones everyone complains about and imprinted as “the face of open-source”. Which is a shame.

There’s so much good open-source projects that really do focus on the casual non technical end user.

Is this like a poorly worded “Yo mama” joke?

Because gigantism fetish is real and oh momma crush me

Nice try. You’re just trying to upsell, like those assholes who sold me the expensive blinker fluid when I found it much cheaper elsewhere.

It’s been kind of a split for me.

Growing up -

The old WW2 vet neighbor? Shoes left on.

The nice Vietnamese family? Shoes off.

The guy with three poodles? Shoes left on.

The cool vegan family who adopted? Shoes off.

The woman who collected like a dozen cats who was a hoarder? Shoes optional. But I kept my shoes on because ewww.

I bought a cantaloupe recently. It sat there for a week because I didn’t want to cut it. Then when I cut it, it disappeared within hours.

If they make toilet paper and bidets woke and MAGA wanna own the libs by shitting in diapers like their leaders, sure!

What does “Can’t find the bottom” mean here?

Because zero is a nice bottom and they haven’t hit that.

Negative numbers are also a nice bottom but I don’t see news of people actively destroying their Teslas.

Yeah I don’t care about softness and ply count.

Show me wiping in-between the cheeks!

I hate how hair on a woman has become shameful for the past few decades. When I first saw my now-wife, it was with “hairy” legs because she was done with dating. Hairy like you can see a bit of hair, not like thick or dark. When I asked her out, she came on our date shaved.

She doesn’t care now that we were married. But even she mentions that back then a lot of guys called it out as a problem for her.

That was a thing during the first Trump administration. Comedians were complaining because anything Trump did would immediately be pale in comparison to what he did next. Just one really stupid thing after another.

They didn’t even eat the whole thing. It was like half eaten and then they moved to the next piece. So like 5 half-eaten pieces of chicken each.

The oldest won for taking bigger pieces. They celebrated by then farting all over the place.

I’m tired boss.

I bought a family size bucket of chicken from the supermarket. 12 pieces. I watched my two kids race to see who can eat the most. I had a single piece.

Where you gonna get all that cum?

Pretty much.

If OP had something incriminating, they would already have the paperwork they need to grab it.

Police knocking on your door is hoping you would give them information to arrest you. Proper swat team breaking down your door means they already had it.

ICE doesn’t count. They’re not cops.

I guess to operate a open internet, we have to allow even the nutcases internet.

What reasons do you come to a shit post community for?

For family?

Oh that’s easy

I remember meeting someone in high school that was confused that everyone was eating and drinking in the same meal. Because in their house and extremely limited world view, you EAT. Then you leave the table and go DRINK.

Sorry I’m kind of slow. I still don’t get it?

Like, what does the snow represent?