On today’s episode of Bullshit That Never Happened…
The Yungest Onion
Challenge Defeatism. Resist Doomerism. Alt account @ Lemmy.world (now banned).
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The Yungest Onion@sh.itjust.worksto Greentext@sh.itjust.works•Anons make the worst game ever35·5 months ago-
Escort Section where the person you’re escorting moves at a slower pace than you do, forcing you to jog, walk, jog all the time.
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Want to quit the game? Sure go into the menu, click Quit Session -> Are you sure? -> click Yes -> Loading Screen -> Game menu -> click Quit Game -> Are you sure? -> click Yes -> Loading Screen -> Unskippable game title intro -> sub menu with Quit Game, Continue Game, New Game -> click Quit Game -> Are you sure? -> click Yes -> Loading Screen -> Desktop
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The Yungest Onion@sh.itjust.worksto Greentext@sh.itjust.works•Anon plays spin the bottle31·6 months agoIt’s not real
Have you ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air?
The Yungest Onion@sh.itjust.worksto Greentext@sh.itjust.works•Anon falls through the cracks11·7 months agoI mean it doesn’t sound like they’re seeking ‘extra’ work, because Anon is not doing any work at all. I’d argue there’s a difference between ‘extra work’ and ‘any work’.
They’re not meeting expectations either because the expectation for their role is unlikely to be ‘doing fuck all’, the expectation is doing whatever job is outlined in their JD, which they’re demonstrably not.
Again, I don’t really care either way. Do what you can get away with, but be cognisant of the risks, and how that might affect your future employability otherwise you may find yourself doing nothing because you don’t have a job at all.
The Yungest Onion@sh.itjust.worksto Greentext@sh.itjust.works•Anon falls through the cracks32·7 months agoDuh, they’re butthurt they fucked up, but also who cares if they’re sympathetic?
If you want to keep the job, you should.
Look, if this works for OP and others, great. More power to them. But the reality is that, in most situations this isn’t going to end up with the whole office applauding you for gaming the system and ‘sticking it to the man’ all whilst your manager looks on dispondantly from the background. It’s going to result in a lot of uncomfortable discussions with HR and you potentially losing your job, or at the very least be given a written warning. If that’s not a problem then great.
If your employee can go months doing nothing then you’re a shite boss who’s even worse than that employee, frankly
Sure, but that doesn’t mean that the employee is not culpable as well. They have a responsibility to inform their line manager that they have no work to do. If the manager still does nothing, then great, enjoy the free time. But they should at least try. Your company expects you to be working in exchange for payment. I’ve seen situations where someone taking money for work they were knowingly not doing was accused of fraud. Maybe that sticks in court, maybe it doesn’t, but is it worth the hassle to find out?
The Yungest Onion@sh.itjust.worksto Greentext@sh.itjust.works•Anon falls through the cracks62·7 months agoI’m from the UK. In most working environments there is an expectation of maturity and responsibility. If you don’t have enough work to do there is an expectation that you, as an employee, are responsible and mature enough to ask your manager for more as ultimately that is what you’re being paid to do - work, whether you like that or not. If you have nothing to do, and deliberately do nothing about that then your employer has reasonable grounds to at least raise this as an issue. If you’re not seen as a someone who takes their job seriously, then you may find yourself looking for a new one if your department needs to downsize, for example.
Also, regardless of whether your manager should’ve known or not, that doesn’t mean your not also at fault for not telling them. If you tell them, and nothing changes, then that’s a different story entirely.
Let me put it this way: if your manager turned around and asked what you’ve been doing for the last X months and your response was ‘nothing’ and then tried to pass that off as their fault, I wouldn’t imagine many employers would be too sympathetic to your arguments.
The Yungest Onion@sh.itjust.worksto Greentext@sh.itjust.works•Anon falls through the cracks193·7 months agoProblem with that approach is that they will argue that if you didn’t have enough work to do, you should have asked for more. OP knowingly slipped through the cracks to, so the argument of ‘I don’t have a line manager to give me any’ probably isn’t going to cut it as their work will argue that OP should’ve gone to HR to sort their responsibilities as soon as they were aware.
The Yungest Onion@sh.itjust.worksto Greentext@sh.itjust.works•Anon falls through the cracks42·7 months agoEven a cursory search online provides evidence that that isn’t the case: https://www.givedirectly.org/2023-ubi-results/#design
The Yungest Onion@sh.itjust.worksbanned_from_community_badgeto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What is your solution to the problem in the world you're the most vocal about?221·8 months agoStopping tax evasion by implementing a global tax cooperative so nations can stop competing in a downward race on tax rates
You may or may not be aware that the OECD has already begun implementing something like that:
The Yungest Onion@sh.itjust.worksbanned_from_community_badgeto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Should I make an askmenlemmy community? what do you think mates will you join to only men discussions on lemmy?3·8 months agoDoesn’t https://lemmy.ca/c/mensliberation already kinda fit that requirement?
The Yungest Onion@sh.itjust.worksbanned_from_community_badgeto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What opinions do you have that you consider (shallow && pedantic)?10·11 months agoIf you use the word ‘hubby’ to refer to your husband I’m assuming you’re:
- white
- late 30s to 40s
- overweight
Lol, I did. I hadn’t realised that the slow little tree teddys were such a fucking mess of a creature.
You are 100% correct, negative news has a greater impact on people than positive: https://assets.csom.umn.edu/assets/71516.pdf
Media sites know this, and use it to drive engagement:
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41562-023-01538-4
https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/social-media-facebook-twitter-politics-b1870628.html
And so, negative headlines are getting worse: https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0276367
But negative news is addictive and psychologically damaging: https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/why-we-worry/202009/the-psychological-impact-negative-news
So it’s important to try and stay positive:
https://www.goodgoodgood.co/articles/benefits-of-good-news
If you want a break from the constant negativity, here are some sites that report specifically on positive news:
Remember, realistic optimism is important and, unlike what some might have you believe, is not the same as blissful ignorance or ‘burying your head in the sand’: https://www.learning-mind.com/realistic-optimism-blind-positivity/
https://www.centreforoptimism.com/realisticoptimism
And doesn’t mean you must stay uninformed on current affairs: https://www.goodgoodgood.co/articles/how-to-stop-doom-scrolling
https://goodable.co/blog/tips-for-balancing-positive-and-negative-news/
Some world news summaries can be found here:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-37067259
https://www.economist.com/the-world-this-week
https://theweek.com/
https://www.theskimm.com/daily-skimm
https://detoxed.news/
https://www.briefmedaily.com/