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Cake day: April 22nd, 2023

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  • I love these so much! Thank you for sharing them with us! :) They brought a much-needed smile and a bright spot during a shitty time and lots of pain and stress. Thank you. 💖

    Edit: oh my god, I just realized we’re both Zoop!!! How cool! Hi, fellow Zoop! Plus you’re Sailor Zoop, that’s way cooler than just plain Zoop!






  • I like it! Solid effort. I love a good history reference pun.

    Because I believe I’ve seen you make It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia references before, I feel obligated to share what popped in my head when I saw this post ('cause my goofy brain is always forcing connections to it): “I will burn you alive like the last bitch who crossed me!” & “Ya light ONE Tesla dealership on fire and everybody FREAKS OUT!” - The French, apparently. They’re still hot!








  • I definitely interpreted it as some sort of a buy-here-pay-here car lot type of situation, but for titties. Lol!

    Oh, how I wish tit loans were an actual thing that could easily, safely, and successfully be done! Or some sort of permanent tit transfer. (Tbh I extra wish the same could be done with the whole vulva/vagina/cervix/uterus/fallopian tubes/ovaries/etc situation, too.)

    I’d love to re-home any or all of these to some cool-ass person like you who would love them and be loved by them.

    I’m sure countless other people feel the same about their unwanted parts. Why isn’t this a thing yet!? Come on, science!! So many people would benefit!

    My apologies if this is a weird comment, lol…I haven’t slept for a couple days and have a lot of stress and pain and extra stuff making my brain more poopoo than normal. 😅