Game publishers*

Man you uni doesn’t sound chill

Steam irons heat faster too, you know, just in case you need to iron your fancy shirt in a hurry before you leave, not that that would ever happen to me or anything…

Btw do you have a big solar array or what is the inverter for?

Yes and in Europe houses generally have 400V too but not at ordinary wall outlets

US health minister

Serious answer: The US gov is past using courts or caring what the laws says

I’m hoping my metal water bottle helps

Come to Germany. We don’t have pints or targets but you can sip on a half liter while strolling down the shopping streets

*Wiener not weiner. ‘ie’ is pronounced ‘ee’ in german, and ‘ei’ is pronounced like ‘why’ without the w

We call them flat/low jokes in german. You may announce: “Feet up! This one’s coming in low!”

…don’t you see no weevil) Oh, burn in Hell! (don’t you lay no weevil, down on me) You’re gonna burn in Hell (speak no weevil, don’t you think no weevil) Oh, burn in hell! (don’t you lay with weevil, 'cause I’m free)

[Guitar solo]

*trillion parameter diffusion model

It had a news live stream playing (cycling between CNN, MSNBC, and ABC News)

Gov workers need this to know wether they still have a job or not

“Bob we just got laid off again”
“Ugh well early lunch break it is”
*during lunch* “Hey look I think we’re employed again for the afternoon”

The lube should be in a soap dispenser, just get a handful

I’ve never heard of any circumcision opponent being against medically neccesary procedures. Only supporters using it as a bad faith argument

Minis are 19g in Germany (227g/12pc.)

How many grams is that?

Docit with German loafs too! Tastes great

Tja

Pics please!