We listened to music as 41kB RealAudio files that sounded like the song was underwater, which was the style at the time.

My tits! What the fuck? So stupid…

Are they actually the mob, or are they just putting up a front?

In Japan the NHK, the country’s public broadcast service, resorts to mob tactics to get people to pay their “required donations.”

Every time they talk to me I just act like a wall. They can’t actually do anything to me, no matter what they say.

Debt collectors are not the mob (sort of), they’re not after you because you hurt their feelings.

Ask them straight up what the minimum amount you can pay to keep them off your back is, and move rivers and mountains to make those small payments. Pay more whenever you get the opportunity to. They just want you to pay SOMETHING.

Instead of your debts wearing you down, wear down your debts. Little by little. A drop of water can cut a boulder in half just by being persistent.

If you drink, smoke, buy lotto tickets… consider every vice you have a direct threat to your life now.

Is it bad that I know that in the source of this image he is listening to Puddle of Mudd?

We’ll get there eventually, brick by brick.

I assume it has the same voice as Pepe the Shrimp.

Commonly known as Title Case. Pretty ubiquitous when it comes to article headlines.

I would love to get four of those, paint them different colors, and run up and down a golf course playing Full-Contact Hungry, Hungry Hippo.

Welcome to Gravity Falls.

I want someone to edit this and show the ladder get back up and keep running through the snow.

I read that like George Costanza.

“CASCADIA NOW!!”

“A task force”

I knew Daredevil Born Again was going to touch on some of the same issues, but holy crap it predicted the future.

How thin does that metal paneling have to be to wilt due to brief exposure to fire?

The Cybertruck makes vinyl home siding look more durable.

School supplies can be pretty dangerous when used incorrectly. :3

Went on a walk today, took a beautiful picture of the clouds.

“Not Wednesday yet.”

It’s white Jesus, so they accidentally travelled to present-day Las Vegas.

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