allriledup [they/them]

I’m on the fence about this one. On the one hand, everything is made up on 4chinz, but on the other hand, 4chinners are the type of people to fuck their sister. So…

Morgan died of cancer a couple years ago. Probably nothing to do with the raging alcoholism and the mcbinge

Btw, he killed his friend because she rejected his advances. Ugh.

Stephen McDaniel. He was SHOCKED on the news when they told him they’d found the body that he’d dismembered. What a shit stain

“STAYVUN!!”

And Elf!

aww. you got me in tears bro :(

Poor kitty. At least she knew love, as fleeting as it was. Poor cat :(

One of my previous cats was a mother at a kitten mill. She’d never known love. She’d only ever known her bubbas getting taken from her. She was going to be euthanised if someone didn’t take her as she could not have any more kittens as she was old. I wasn’t really looking for a cat, but there’s no way in hell I’d stand by while a perfectly healthy cat got euthanised. I had planned to find her a new home to live in, but when I got her, I immediately fell in love with her. So I kept her and gave her the best life i could.

When i first got her, she just hid under my bed. After a while, she must have realised that her hellish life was over. After a couple nights, she came out and she was sooooo lovey dovey on me. She had never known that. she’d only ever known pain and suffering.

I loved that cat so much. She’s since passed away, but I still think about her. She was a great kitty. I only had her for a few years, but I’d like to think I gave her a great life for as short as it was.

aww. poor bubba D:

Hope she’s okay now <3

of course. It was mostly just a joke. My cat definitely loves me. My cat greets me at the door when i come home and she likes to lay on the same furniture as me and just generally being close to me.

meanwhile, cats: you were gone?

I have stuffies too! I have a glowworm i got as a baby, and i have a lion who i’ve had for many years. No shame in having stuffies if they bring you joy. Fuck what other people think.

I should have known. Everything in FG is a reference to something else.

so… family guy didn’t come up with this song?

neeeeeeeeeeerd :3

Time for a feature phone.

especially when you’re uber old like me and need to go back 4 decades to choose DOB

AFAIK, he has bought almost every company he owns. He doesn’t know shit.

bleach

At least we can guarantee he won’t have autism, if he uses it as an enema.