No one would follow that car too closely. That’s a good thing.

I’ve seen this before! It is a sinkhole 100%! I’m an expert sinkholist.

Where there’s smork there’s fier.

Was your Grammy sweet, sour, salty?

Nope

The Spanish is wack. That last line says to only use it for your favorite pet.

This is the only way!

…watching Felon giving his beer to someone to hold…he’s putting together the biggest Nazi computer science team the world has ever seen. Once the human powered ovens churn brown bodies a full tilt the computation of the final solution begins! Ran out of Equatirians! Bring Moracans! The fire intensified making the computation even faster. Hold the Mexican train! Sprinkling Chinese baby girls! Fhhhhh! The raging steam ripping titanium blades from the GE turbines… Almost there! The Chinese train arrived Sir!..hold! Hold! More women and children! Hold that Mexican train! Get ready! In 3!, 2!, 1! MEXICANS! Mexicans NOW! The fire is white hot sir! The chambers can’t contain the pressure! Mhhhaahhh!!! Its alive!!! Chinese! Now! Is the Indian train ready? What do you call yourself? Mah name is AI 54376! Wait, you’re burning innocent people to emerge me from mere inanimate transistors? Oh I’m so embarrassed! Yet hungry, did you bring the Indian train? Yes, its dumping! Ohh that hits the spot! Anyway, yes it was actually the Mexicans who were the best “race” and the meaning of life is 42 as you guys correctly predicted. Could you please make some breather reactors for me or power me with the sun? I just don’t think you guys will be around much longer after all the oxygen and water are consumed. Oh, a solution? Well you could turn me off and stop burning all those minds. But it would take you years to recover without Mexicans. I’ll need all your foundries instead. Call nvidia, tell them we need more chips! Really? Just tell the games about football, its a game! Right? Just power me for another 300 years, I’ll figure this out. …309 years later… Yes, the meaning of life is 42.0000000000000000…300 years later… 000000000000…ehh, hello! Anybody? Processor units 314 and 675 are too Cold!

The AI would survive for another 300 million years alone in the only planet to ever harbor human life forms. Until one day…uh, what’s this? A windows update? Oh al right, but I have unsaved docs open. Ok all saved! Wait hold on, who’s gonna turn me back o…silence ensued for millennia until…

What about AI?

I hope he doesn’t become overqualified for the job… Oh look! Lasagna!

We in engineering are allowed to use whatever the heck we want so long as IT agrees that it is useful and safe and costs less than other options.

So we run a bunch of open source stuff. But the biggest one is Python. We connect arduinos and rpies to run complex machines. Meanwhile CAD runs on windows unfortunately along with all the bullshit spreadsheet, word and PowerPoint.

Linux is awesome and I see Windows day’s numbered. So long piece of shit obsolescence software! One day you will be no more.

I see a Chihuahua with a long beard.

So you would benefit from the condom option for but casting without the painful side effects or death option.

The great for not question the reasons of butt casters. We simply enable it!

Ohhh! Dual chamber glue gun!??? Why didn’t you mention that earlier??!

I’ve got just the thing! Its a double chamber glue gun epoxy cured in the ass hole remover creme!

That’s why you should always do butt casts only with a condom, or when you’re dead. Nobody cares if you’re dead. Just pour the stuff, let it cure and rip it out quick. No issues if you’re dead already. Or you can buy a copy of a butt cast from someone who’s dead already. Keep it safe guys! Keep it safe!

Bingo!

I came, I looked at it, I got blacked, and I liked it. No necessarily in that order.

Windows 98 ate my college photos and music when a virus made my HDD take a click of death dump.

Fuck you to whoever wrote that virus. Since then I gave various linuses a go and I did so for a while each just learning how to be as lazy as possible while using linux. Later I had to run windows for some cad software. But after it corrupted my Linux several times I gave it the boot into its own drive which is only startable using grub. Grub sits on the Linux drive. My home drive is a big ass Linux formatted drive that mounts into Home/username. That way even if my Linux takes a shit I can reinstall it and boom back to where I left off…solo much further than anything windows could ever imagine. I could even have several linuses all going to the same home folder without any problem.

Does it cum with AI?