

Drunk tank, speeding ticket over the limit.


Drunk tank, speeding ticket over the limit.
Flickering lights used to mean a temporary < 1s power outage.
No joke
Ugh, sometimes it sucks hard when that happens, at least for a moment.
cap pistol cap rolls.
edit: I held and used them, they were common u til the early 80’s at least as far as I know.


you could try borax powder, which mitigates hard water.


like everyone else who thinks they know best, they crave the power of forcing others.


wouldn’t that be nice
audio cds are not a block format, they are a stream. dd works on block devices, where it can request blocks sequentially from the drive. audio cds can only be positioned by track, and even have to be oversampled to correct for jitter: https://www.cdroller.com/htm/readaudio.html


Something, something, fresh teeth.
businesses with over 50 full time employees are required under obamacare to offer minimum health insurance. it doesn’t have to be affordable. most full time workers can’t afford their company’s family insurance, and don’t qualify for any subsidies because their employer offers insurance.
some places it is cheaper to hire only part timers. other places they just get the option with the lowest employer cost share.
health insurance in the US is a byzantine maze of combinations that change radically from state to state, town to town, and business to business.
edit: so, aflac offers a supplemental insurance, so your employer can buy a high deductible plan, and aflac steps in to pay enough of the remainder to make it a low deductible plan. you have two insurance cards, and a third party insurance management firm who takes a cut just to manage it all.


tax the rich, feed the poor, subsidize birth control.
when I was a bachelor. what bachelor hasn’t.
they’re doing that with dns over https, which is secured against your attempts to avoid corporate tracking. look for a doh blocklist.


that’s what they got excited about, no doubt. profit would go through the roof if they could take people out of the loop. nevermind the economy.
that would be great, but they’d have to redo it a bit, so you can peruse the sources to the text it produces from your prompt. I don’t think they store that info, but that would be super awesome.


that dong is attached below the knees?
I use the fossify launcher