Oh man, I love TB. My wife and I love reading. We are constantly ordering books, and you can find pretty much everything there.

Thriftbooks.com

I have indeed. I’ve also met a lot of regular church attendees before, and some of them are the most morally bereft people I have ever encountered.

Maybe they don’t attend church. Maybe they aren’t even religious. How does this help anyone?

“Maybe they should join a crochet club and find a wholesome woman.”

That’s how ridiculous you sound.

Absolutely. Anyone willing to treat a stranger this way is unequivocally a shitbag.

She will die alone, whether she is married or not.

Oh but now I’m gonna!

Funnily enough, that’s a type of butter pronounced with a hard g.

Yeah, I mean it isn’t j raphical interchange format.

Oh come on, this is funny. Don’t downvote humor you old farts. I’m old enough to remember when we got internet. I was 14 and had to beg mom to let us use the free AOL trial.

Once that month was up, we were hooked faster than if we had visited a Chinese opium den in the 1800s.

Edit: wow I sure fucked up that first draft. I was 14, not 24.

Luckily they’re (mostly) self sufficient.

Oh yeah, we can see everything in the pasture from the back deck of the house. The 6 month.old calf tries to play with the sheep, but they don’t understand why this giant is chasing them.

Sheep are, in my experience, the dumbest livestock around. The will shove their head through fence openings to eat the exact same grass on their side, get stuck, and then just bleat to be rescued. They are coyote unaware, and will stare at them instead of running away to the barn. They fall in ponds and creeks and can’t get back out. Get tangled up in blackberry vines and get stuck.

Wild sheep are probably smart in order to survive, but domestication has removed all semblance of cleverness.

I haven’t, no. The name of this place is (or reasonably should be) Good Enough Farms.

Most of the things are pretty easy. The sheep are self-sufficient most of the time, unless they’re lambing or getting stuck in a fence. The are the dumbest mulotherfuckers around. Same with the cow, but since she’s nursing, I supplement with alfalfa pellets. Other than her and the chickens, there isn’t a whole lot to do but manage the nonsense from afar.

Well enough, I’m always injured in one way or another but the work still needs to be done. I realized after this happened the chicken feed needed to be replenished, as did the alfalfa pellets for the cows. So that was neat, carrying the feed sacks where they needed to go like a decrepit old man.

I bent over this morning to scoop out some feed for the chickens and threw out my lower back.

So, not enough it seems.

Not the OP, but I would assume he’s referring to Jared Leto’s multiple allegations of sexual abuse, including the time he was caught propositioning underage teenage models at the Maritime Hotel.

This guy’s a fucking veterinarian?? Ha!